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Steven Gerrard presented with commemorative loser's medal
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Back of the Net The Liverpool legend was given a fitting send-off in his final game for the club, report Back of the Net...
Rambling Van Gaal speech includes admission of murder
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Back of the Net Manchester United’s end-of-year awards ceremony saw Louis van Gaal confess to killing a managerial rival in 1994, writes Back of the Net...
Bale pretty sure people are comparing him to Clayton Blackmore
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Back of the Net Gareth Bale has admitted that he is '90 per cent' certain people in Spain are comparing him unfavourably to 1990s utility man Clayton Blackmore, reports Back of the Net...
We thought we played for Preston, Manchester United players reveal
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Back of the Net For much of last night’s FA Cup clash, Manchester United’s stars believed they played for the League One side. Back of the Net reports...
Rooney hails hate-filled fans as 10th man
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Back of the Net England hero Wayne Rooney has praised sections of the travelling support for spurring them on against Scotland. Back of the Net reports...
Villa closing in on Richards, reports terrified Richards
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Back of the Net Micah Richards has found himself in Aston Villa's crosshairs, Back of the Net can reveal...
John Carver planning to pick 11 Jack Colbacks for West Brom showdown
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Back of the Net Newcastle’s manager has taken an extreme measure to try to recharge his side’s fight against relegation, Back of the Net can reveal...
Leicester fans decide to follow Ranieri rather than club after divorce
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Back of the Net Foxes supporters have chosen their side in future, Back of the Net can reveal.
Conte and axe-wielding Abramovich laugh off Chelsea axe reports
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Back of the Net Antonio Conte has reassured fans that he’s not worried about the axe hanging over his head, Back of the Net reports.
Caixinha believes Rangers board can’t fire him if he keeps eyes closed
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Back of the Net The Rangers manager insists his job is totally safe as long as his eyes are scrunched shut, Back of the Net reports
Spurs planning “much more heartbreaking Champions League exit than that” club reassures fans
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Back of the Net Tottenham will fight tooth and nail to make sure that their European demise is as agonising as possible, Back of the Net has learned
Back of the Net’s alternative Euro 2016 Group B preview (ft. Roy’s mohawk)
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Back of the Net It’s a deceptively tough group for the boys, but with a bit of skill and a lot of luck, the Henri Delaunay trophy might just be heading back to Slovakia...
Passion not enough to free Holloway from QPR scarf, worried onlookers report
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Back of the Net The new Queens Park Rangers boss is yet to solve the first problem of his reign, Back of the Net can reveal
Wildly optimistic Arsenal fan reckons this is rock bottom
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Back of the Net A deluded Arsenal fan is pretty sure home loss to Ostersund is as bad as things can get, Back of the Net report
Andrea Pirlo to retire and seduce your wife
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Back of the Net Ex-Juventus schemer to instruct your wife in the art of love, Back of the Net reveal
Impossible to tell whether London Stadium is empty or full, West Ham officials admit
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Back of the Net West Ham staff are hoping that everyone left the London Stadium after Sunday’s game, Back of the Net reports.
Gerrard and Liverpool both still love you, fans told
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Back of the Net The split between Steven Gerrard and Liverpool FC is not your fault, distraught fans have been told...
Arsenal offend Aubameyang by discussing very personal terms
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Back of the Net Gunners officials have been much too forward for the Gabon international’s taste, Back of the Net can reveal
New Chelsea shirt will cost you your firstborn child
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Back of the Net Blues reveal controversial new pricing structure. Back of the Net have the details…
I always knew this would happen, says man who had £50 bet on England winning tournament
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Back of the Net England fan “utterly unsurprised” by failure of team he repeatedly insisted were genuine contenders, Back of the Net report
Allardyce still seems to be managing someone, worried friends report
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Back of the Net Friends of former West Ham manager Sam Allardyce are concerned that he still seems to be in charge of a football team, Back of the Net can reveal...
Pardew’s Christmas presents were all for himself anyway
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Back of the Net Pards’ cards all for Alan, Back of the Net reveal
England and Italy both wondering if it’s too late to cancel Turin friendly
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Back of the Net England and Italy are both pondering whether it’d be rude to call off Tuesday night’s meeting in Turin at such short notice, reports Back of the Net...
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