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Martial medical shows serious case of hyperinflation
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Back of the Net Manchester United proceeded with their business despite a potentially serious obstacle, Back of the Net reports...

Rooney reckons he’s done enough for this season
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Back of the Net Manchester United ace is to ease up following his hat-trick against Club Brugge, Back of the Net reveal....

Most of Woodward’s trip to Barcelona spent yelling ‘Pedro’ at strangers
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Back of the Net Manchester United’s transfer guru has returned from Barcelona with a sneaking suspicion he didn’t get his man, Back of the Net can reveal...

‘Project’ slang for ‘bag of cash’, players hint
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Back of the Net Players are actually referring to their generous signing-on fee, Back of the Net report...

Surprise is that there is no surprise, says Van Gaal
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Back of the Net Manchester United's much-anticipated surprise signing is the lack of any such signing, Back of the Net can reveal.

Valdes and Van Gaal settle differences with Twitter discussion
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Back of the Net Victor Valdes and Louis van Gaal are friends again after a constructive discussion on Twitter, Back of the Net can reveal...

England players unhappy with post-season matches
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Back of the Net Disgruntled England stars are protesting at being made to play matches even though the season is finished, Back of the Net reports...

Sepp Blatter not even slightly arrested
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Back of the Net FIFA chief Sepp Blatter was absolutely not arrested and is not under any suspicion whatsoever, Back of the Net can report...

Sevilla players draw blank when asked what they got up to yesterday
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Back of the Net Players and staff of Sevilla are sure they were doing something important last night but cannot for the life of them remember what it was, writes Back of the Net...

Chelsea’s bus parade actually just a normal No.9 service
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Back of the Net Chelsea’s end-of-season celebrations were marred by repeated stops to let passengers on and off and Oscar forgetting his Oyster card, Back of the Net can reveal...

Steven Gerrard presented with commemorative loser's medal
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Back of the Net The Liverpool legend was given a fitting send-off in his final game for the club, report Back of the Net...

Rambling Van Gaal speech includes admission of murder
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Back of the Net Manchester United’s end-of-year awards ceremony saw Louis van Gaal confess to killing a managerial rival in 1994, writes Back of the Net...

Bale pretty sure people are comparing him to Clayton Blackmore
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Back of the Net Gareth Bale has admitted that he is '90 per cent' certain people in Spain are comparing him unfavourably to 1990s utility man Clayton Blackmore, reports Back of the Net...

England and Italy both wondering if it’s too late to cancel Turin friendly
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Back of the Net England and Italy are both pondering whether it’d be rude to call off Tuesday night’s meeting in Turin at such short notice, reports Back of the Net...

We thought we played for Preston, Manchester United players reveal
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Back of the Net For much of last night’s FA Cup clash, Manchester United’s stars believed they played for the League One side. Back of the Net reports...

Rooney hails hate-filled fans as 10th man
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Back of the Net England hero Wayne Rooney has praised sections of the travelling support for spurring them on against Scotland. Back of the Net reports...

Pep Guardiola admits he underestimated football
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Back of the Net Catalan guilty of overlooking threat posed by existence of other football teams, Back of the Net reveal

West Brom finally sack... no, no, he’s still there
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Back of the Net Southampton have parted ways with Alan Pard... no, that’s not right. Back of the Net have the details

Lambert disgusted by Stoke’s lack of ambition in appointing him
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Back of the Net New Stoke boss attacks club for hiring him instead of literally anyone else, Back of the Net reveal

Arsenal will have to pay for Coquelin to be taken away, Valencia confirm
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Back of the Net The Spanish side will take care of Coquelin but Arsenal will have to fork out for his disposal, Back of the Net has discovered

Manchester City players scared they may now be expected to drink Carabao
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Back of the Net The Premier League leaders have deftly avoided drinking even a drop during their cup run, Back of the Net reports

Stoke players determined to get relegated anyway
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Back of the Net Mark Hughes goes but players vow to continue his legacy, report Back of the Net

West Ham players clearly brawling with one eye on the beach, complain fans
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Back of the Net Hammers fans rage at “careless and disjointed” scuffle, Back of the Net report
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