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Football fans appalled at having to feel sympathy for Jack Grealish
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Back of the Net Supporters demand to know why more likeable player not attacked, Back of the Net reveal

Allardyce scandalised by Klopp's fruity language
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Back of the Net Big Sam stunned by Liverpool man's coarse tongue, report Back of the Net

Arsenal fans to blame if Lacazette flops, club confirms
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Back of the Net Supporters ‘must take responsibility’ for £52m man, Back of the Net report

Rangers save face in Europa League with 93rd-minute liquidation
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Back of the Net The Gers narrowly avoided being humiliated in Luxembourg, Back of the Net reports

Joe Hart’s West Ham medical consists almost entirely of stooping to pick ball out of net
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Back of the Net The England goalkeeper impressed West Ham staff with his futile acts of frustration, Back of the Net reports

VAR shows Low’s hand was definitely down his trousers
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Back of the Net The Video Assistant Referee (VAR) definitely proved that the German boss was revelling in his downstairs department, Back of the Net reveals

Jesus makes £200m from Neymar sell-on clause
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Back of the Net PSG’s new star has been left rueing his ‘100% Jesus’ attire, Back of the Net can reveal

Southampton appoint Mauricio Pochettino knock-off
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Back of the Net Southampton have unveiled a cut-price Mauricio Pochettino as their new manager, Back of the Net can reveal

FFT's wry season review pt.5: Tottenham aim for alternative prize, Andy Carroll is an elephant
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Back of the Net The final Back of the Net season review sees West Ham make a new home, Tony Pulis try a new hat and Watford vs Walter

FFT's wry season review pt.4: David Moyes is on his bike, Mark Hughes is in the sky
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Back of the Net Today's Back of the Net season review is brought to you by the letter ‘S’ and the number ‘6’ (Premier League wins for Sunderland this season)

‘No quantity of wine’ will tempt Allardyce back into management
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Back of the Net The ex-Crystal Palace boss’s retirement is absolutely, definitely final, Back of the Net can confirm

FFT's wry season review pt.2: Everton's big crossroads, Steve Bruce's time-travelling comeback
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Back of the Net Back of the Net present the second part of their alternative Premier League season review, involving eagles, tigers and biggest beast of all: Steve Bruce

Everton applicants keep disappearing after Unsworth ‘shows them around’, club report
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Back of the Net David Unsworth has been a little too hospitable to Everton’s managerial candidates, Back of the Net can reveal

Struggling West Brom forced to turn to Pulis after sacking Pulis
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Back of the Net Only one man can clean up the mess at West Brom, Back of the Net report – and that man is Tony Pulis

Baffled statisticians find chances of Arsenal drawing Bayern Munich were 100%
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Back of the Net The Champions League draw doesn’t abide by the law of averages, Back of the Net reports

Nobody at Tottenham has the heart to tell Dele Alli there won’t be a next time
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Back of the Net Tyro’s optimism for the future met with embarrassed silence, Back of the Net report

Crystal Palace remove literally the only thing holding them back
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Back of the Net Everything is running smoothly at Selhurst now, Back of the Net report

Redknapp ‘didn’t realise’ he’d have to actually attend Birmingham games
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Back of the Net The new Blues boss ‘has a kind of golf thing’ on Sundays, Back of the Net reports

Tony Adams literally giving players kick up backside, limping players complain
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Funny The new Granada manager has made an immediate impact, Back of the Net reports

Sunderland fans thrilled as David Moyes finally shows attacking intent
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Back of the Net Black Cats finally on the offensive for the first time all season, Back of the Net report.

Derby players completely unaware McClaren ever left
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Back of the Net Former England chief has received an underwhelming welcome back, Back of the Net can reveal…

You’re only as good as your last game, Moyes insists repeatedly
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Sunderland The Sunderland boss is belligerently ignoring his team’s first 10 games, Back of the Net can reveal…

Pardew to use international break to dream up fantastic game-plan, excuse for Manchester City game
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Back of the Net Crystal Palace’s manager is preparing an excuse that will dazzle fans, Back of the Net reports…
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