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UEFA refusing to rule out holding Champions League final in US, on Moon
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Back of the Net UEFA’s president is looking to explore new markets, Back of the Net reveals.

Liverpool and Man United called back to film additional scenes for highlights
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Back of the Net Liverpool and Manchester United players have been hauled back to Anfield to simulate a game of football, Back of the Net explains

Giggs widens job search to include Aston Villa, data entry positions
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Back of the Net The ex-Manchester United man is broadening his horizons, Back of the Net has been told.

Allardyce hailed for bold, pioneering approach to disgracing England team
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Back of the Net Ex-Sunderland chief has shown impressive invention to raise the bar on shameful England tenures, Back of the Net reports…

Rooney shines in new position on bench
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Back of the Net The Manchester United captain is impressing in a new role several yards away from the pitch, Back of the Net reports.

Mourinho working on new scoring system for football that rewards better team
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Back of the Net The Manchester United boss wants a system that properly rewards Manchester United for being Manchester United, Back of the Net reports.

Manchester United players completely unable to express what winning Europa League would mean to them
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Back of the Net Thursday night's defeat to Feyenoord perhaps indicative of apathy, Back of the Net report

Clattenburg equally biased against both Manchester sides
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Back of the Net Manchester derby referee will discriminate completely equally, Back of the Net has discovered

Giggs spends another day with nose pressed against Old Trafford window
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Back of the Net Former star begging for forgiveness despite not knowing what he did wrong, Back of the Net report

Jose Mourinho still talking, tired journalists report
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Manchester United Jose Mourinho is talking, a lot. Back of the Net reports.

Simulated virtual universe unable to come up with anything better than Zlatan to Man United
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Back of the Net Super-advanced computer simulation gives us most predictable transfer of all time, Back of the Net reveal

Attempt to write article not about Jose Mourinho abandoned after six words
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Back of the Net Helpless journalist succumbs to allure of Mourinho within half a sentence, Back of the Net report...

Manchester United fans delighted to prolong this wonderful season
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Back of the Net Red Devils' supporters looking forward to one final anticlimax, Back of the Net report...

Premier League referees admit to being biased against your team
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Premier League All referees hate your club and will do anything to sabotage their chances, Back of the Net can reveal...

Players concerned Van Gaal's Champions League plan is winning crisp competition
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Back of the Net The embattled Manchester United boss is ready to take drastic measures to reach Europe's premier competition, Back of the Net has learned...

Cristiano Ronaldo has imaginary friend he never passes to
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Back of the Net Real Madrid ace has made-up friend, Back of the Net has learned...

Van Gaal enters toilet with pile of Mourinho CVs
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Back of the Net Van Gaal literally doing to Mourinho what Mourinho figuratively doing to him, Back of the Net reveal...

Neville allowing Peter Lim to think Valencia lost 1-0 to Barcelona
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Back of the Net Ex-Manchester United stopper is happy for his boss to believe last night’s Copa del Rey clash was a tense encounter, Back of the Net reports...

Vidic hangs up head
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Back of the Net Former Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic has emotionally called time on being kicked in the head, Back of the Net can reveal...

Manchester United to punish Van Gaal with new contract
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Back of the Net Red Devils have tied Van Gaal down until 2026, whether he likes it or not. Back of the Net has the latest...

Sick children pretending to be excited by visit of Man United players
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Back of the Net Kids politely wait for stars to leave, Back of the Net reveal.

Your work is not yet done, Satan tells Blatter
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Back of the Net Sepp Blatter has been revived by Satan and sent back to Earth to fulfil his demonic mission, Back of the Net can reveal...

Moyes’s grasp of Spanish limited entirely to situations that involve mixing it
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Back of the Net Moyes has returned to the UK with less-than-fluent Spanish, Back of the Net can reveal...
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