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Arsenal scouting report devoted more words to bear attack than Joe Allen
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Back of the Net Joe Allen goal was deemed less likely than an earthquake, Back of the Net reports...
Moyes promises good, honest, British failure for Sunderland
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Back of the Net Ex-Manchester United boss wants to put an end to the Black Cats’ flashy, cosmopolitan style of play, Back of the Net reports
Arsenal will have to pay for Coquelin to be taken away, Valencia confirm
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Back of the Net The Spanish side will take care of Coquelin but Arsenal will have to fork out for his disposal, Back of the Net has discovered
De Jong looking forward to new chest-high challenges
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Back of the Net Ex-Man City clogger sharpening studs in anticipation, Back of the Net report...
Sarri-ball has ‘substantially different rules’ to football, it emerges
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Funny Chelsea boss still planning to win second set, Back of the Net reports
No end to Euro 2016 in sight, worried officials confirm
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Back of the Net After nearly a fortnight, Euro 2016 is, if anything, further away from concluding, Back of the Net reports...
Steven Gerrard presented with commemorative loser's medal
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Back of the Net The Liverpool legend was given a fitting send-off in his final game for the club, report Back of the Net...
Baffled statisticians find chances of Arsenal drawing Bayern Munich were 100%
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Back of the Net The Champions League draw doesn’t abide by the law of averages, Back of the Net reports
Man openly discusses Liverpool transfers like it's any of his business
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Back of the Net People are talking about Liverpool's summer transfer deals as though they were something to do with them, Back of the Net report...
Spoiled Sterling seen drinking bottled water, may have Spotify Premium
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Back of the Net Everyday football fans have been left aghast at the latest lavish excesses from Manchester City’s Raheem Sterling, exclusively revealed by Back of the Net
Rooney hails hate-filled fans as 10th man
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Back of the Net England hero Wayne Rooney has praised sections of the travelling support for spurring them on against Scotland. Back of the Net reports...
Joe Hart’s West Ham medical consists almost entirely of stooping to pick ball out of net
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Back of the Net The England goalkeeper impressed West Ham staff with his futile acts of frustration, Back of the Net reports
UEFA Nations League is brilliant, everyone suddenly realises
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Back of the Net Nations League is actually most prestigious tournament in the world, Back of the Net report
England fans furious with Hodgson after best performance in years
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Back of the Net Three Lions domination leaves fans incandescent, Back of the Net report...
Anthony Martial undeterred by grand pianos and bear attacks during training
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Back of the Net The Manchester United outcast has dodged a number of strange training ground accidents, Back of the Net reports
Giggs dazzles Welsh FA with presumed credentials
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Back of the Net The former Manchester United man’s imaginary coaching abilities made him the standout candidate, Back of the Net can reveal
Morale hits new low as West Ham players realise they are fundamentally pointless
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Back of the Net The Hammers are undergoing an existential crisis, Back of the Net reports
England fans starting to suspect Golden Generation might not win World Cup
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Back of the Net Supporters are beginning to worry that the Golden Generation may have had its days, Back of the Net reports
FFT's wry season review pt.5: Tottenham aim for alternative prize, Andy Carroll is an elephant
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Back of the Net The final Back of the Net season review sees West Ham make a new home, Tony Pulis try a new hat and Watford vs Walter
Boca Juniors rejected tear gas ‘to even things up a bit’, say CONMEBOL
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Back of the Net South America’s governing body were ‘open’ to playing game with Boca players on fire, Back of the Net reports
Sepp Blatter not even slightly arrested
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Back of the Net FIFA chief Sepp Blatter was absolutely not arrested and is not under any suspicion whatsoever, Back of the Net can report...
Leicester fan convinced his team has got haters
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Back of the Net Everyone's biased against the Foxes, deluded man tells Back of the Net...
The morning after, Arsenal unable to get in contact with Vorskla Poltava
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Back of the Net Unai Emery starting to wonder if he imagined the whole Europa League match, Back of the Net reports
Watford and Sunderland to just watch a video
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Back of the Net Final set of fixtures a waste of everyone’s time, Back of the Net report…
Pearson privately still convinced reporter is an ostrich
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Back of the Net After publicly apologising to a journalist he accused of being an ostrich, Leicester City manager Nigel Pearson has told friends he still believes Ian Baker to be a large flightless bird, writes Back of the Net...