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Angry Wenger insists Arsenal are still in title race until his diary says so
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Back of the Net Arsenal’s boss has a strict schedule for underachievement, Back of the Net reports.
Demand for Bendtner shirts not affected by signing of Bendtner, Forest club shop reveals
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Back of the Net So far the demand for personalised shirts featuring the ex-Arsenal striker has underwhelmed staff at the City Ground, Back of the Net can reveal
Distraught Jogi Löw cheers himself up with big bowl of snot
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Back of the Net Upset Germany boss finds solace in comfort food, Back of the Net reveal
Western Union thrilled about association with Liverpool’s sleeves
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Back of the Net The multinational financial corporation are looking forward to just about being linked to the Reds, Back of the Net reports
Messi has even ruder nickname for Ronaldo
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Back of the Net Lionel Messi has upped the stakes in his rivalry with Cristiano Ronaldo by giving him a nickname that might be the rudest ever, write Back of the Net...
Parma forced to let 976,000 first-team players go
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Back of the Net Cash-strapped Italian side Parma have had to significantly cut back their squad. Back of the Net has the details...
Derby candidates in four-month Himalayan retreat trying to understand Derby Way
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Back of the Net Derby are looking for a manager who understands the mystical Derby Way. Back of the Net has the latest...
Kane undergoes traditional England initiation
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Back of the Net Harry Kane has been given a risqué welcome to the England squad, Back of the Net reports...
Rapier-wielding Allardyce hijacks Debuchy transfer
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Back of the Net Cackling tactician in smash-and-grab raid for Villa-bound Frenchman, Back of the Net reveal..
Mark Selby regrets missing Chelsea game to play snooker
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Back of the Net Snooker star deeply resentful of snooker, Back of the Net reveal...
Huddersfield fans really looking forward to three years of parachute payments
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Back of the Net Terriers to build for the future, starting next year, Back of the Net reveals
Rangers’ Defoe scouting report clearly 20 years old
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Back of the Net The Scottish side see Defoe as a ‘great prospect for the future’, Back of the Net reports
Rui Faria's apology to Chris Ramsey full of Game of Thrones spoilers
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Back of the Net Rui Faria has revealed who dies in new season of the fantasy epic, writes Back of the Net...
Groundbreaking statistician deduces that Dani Alves might be a good signing
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Back of the Net Maths proves that the Barça ace with 79 caps for Brazil has what it takes to perform at the very top. Back of the Net has more...
Wenger absolutely despises Arsenal, says source
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Back of the Net Arsenal boss set out to ruin the Gunners very, very slowly, Back of the Net reports.
McClaren trying to pretend Benitez isn't stood directly behind him
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Back of the Net Former England manager is living in the shadow of Rafa Benitez, Back of the Net reports...
John Terry sets sights solely on winning player of the season trophy at Aston Villa
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Back of the Net Ex-Blues talisman ready for his biggest challenge yet, Back of the Net report
Satan really looking forward to claiming Ranieri's soul
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Back of the Net Foxes’ Crystal Palace win is another step towards eternal damnation, Back of the Net report...
Zidane exit linked to Grimshaw’s Radio 1 departure
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Back of the Net Outgoing Real Madrid boss insists that quitting on same day as radio host is just a coincidence, Back of the Net report
Premier League soothsayers discern from mystic runes that Arsenal will play Liverpool on opening day
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Back of the Net Prophets of the Premier League have read in the sacred entrails that Leicester will begin their title defence away at Hull. Back of the Net have the story...
Group A preview: Simeone the strangler, March of the Penguins and Nietzsche
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Back of the Net The Back of the Net team give their take on UEFA Champions League Group A...
Back of the Net’s alternative Group E preview (ft. the other BBC)
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Back of the Net Group E is likely to be one of Euro 2016’s most competitive, because all the teams in it have the potential to be quite bad...
Wily Allardyce declares Villa game a nine-pointer
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Back of the Net Sunderland could move out of the relegation zone with a win over Aston Villa, Back of the Net reveals.
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