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Nobody at Tottenham has the heart to tell Dele Alli there won’t be a next time
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Back of the Net Tyro’s optimism for the future met with embarrassed silence, Back of the Net report
4 things we learned while watching England-Brazil and attempting to cook sole meunière
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Back of the Net Who knew multitasking could be so enlightening for Back of the Net? Here they are with some real learnings
Lazar Markovic's references didn’t actually mention football, Fulham realise
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Back of the Net Claudio Ranieri just presumed his new signing was good at football, Back of the Net can reveal
Manchester United no longer big enough for Zlatan, says Zlatan
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Back of the Net Ibra leaves United because Old Trafford is too small to contain his talent, Back of the Net reveal
Allardyce hailed for bold, pioneering approach to disgracing England team
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Back of the Net Ex-Sunderland chief has shown impressive invention to raise the bar on shameful England tenures, Back of the Net reports…
Watford plunged into crisis after falling level on points with Manchester United
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Back of the Net Freefalling Hornets forced to admit they're no better than Jose Mourinho’s Reds, Back of the Net report
1966 documentary accidentally reveals England were knocked out in semis
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Back of the Net A documentary into England’s greatest football triumph has uncovered disturbing new evidence, Back of the Net reports....
Sunderland defend Advocaat’s track record in football, cocktails
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Back of the Net Sunderland are adamant that their interim boss isn’t past his heyday, writes Back of the Net...
I moved to England for experiences like this, Pogba lies
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Back of the Net The Manchester United star has gamely gone through the motions of being delighted, Back of the Net reports.
Fulham players relieved that they can focus on relegation
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Back of the Net The Cottagers can see a silver lining to their FA Cup misery, Back of the Net reveals
Benitez to use bigger stage to showcase limitations
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Back of the Net New Real Madrid manager Rafael Benitez is looking forward to displaying his tactical inflexibility on the biggest stage, Back of the Net can report...
Wheezing Allardyce forced to dance by Ellis Short
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Back of the Net The Sunderland boss is still recovering from last night’s exertion, Back of the Net reports...
Everton preparing to break out the spare Koeman
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Back of the Net Everton’s board have dug out Erwin Koeman just in case, Back of the Net reports
Tottenham to test new stadium with pretend unexpected, costly defeat
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Back of the Net Spurs want to know that their new facility is ready to host heart-breaking losses, Back of the Net reports
Pochettino unable to see Janssen at all, worried players report
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Back of the Net Tottenham boss seems to have condition called ‘Janssen blindness’, Back of the Net reports
Cristiano Ronaldo: In my fairy tales, the baddies win
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Back of the Net "I like to see the little guy standing up and getting knocked back down again," says Portugal ace
Jesus makes £200m from Neymar sell-on clause
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Back of the Net PSG’s new star has been left rueing his ‘100% Jesus’ attire, Back of the Net can reveal
Ireland basically world champions now
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Back of the Net Republic of Ireland claim world title after beating Germany, Back of the Net report...
Sunderland fans thrilled as David Moyes finally shows attacking intent
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Back of the Net Black Cats finally on the offensive for the first time all season, Back of the Net report.
Shaqiri dragged back to Stoke for third time
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Back of the Net Swiss star made offer he can’t refuse, report Back of the Net...
Martial medical shows serious case of hyperinflation
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Back of the Net Manchester United proceeded with their business despite a potentially serious obstacle, Back of the Net reports...
FIFA presidential candidates each left at different entrance to dungeon
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Back of the Net The five men bidding for football's top job will have to fight their way to the centre of the FIFA dungeon, where Sepp Blatter awaits. Back of the Net report...
Idiot doctor thinks it’s her job to treat football players
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Back of the Net Eva Carneiro appears to think that her job involves helping footballers who are injured, Back of the Net report...