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Turkish fans furious as President Erdogan appears to endorse Mesut Ozil
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Back of the Net Fury as ruler of Turkey pictured with controversial Arsenal ace, Back of the Net report

Frank Lampard becomes joint-manager of Rangers
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Back of the Net Lampard has controversially been appointed to the same managerial position as Steven Gerrard, report Back of the Net

Judge me in 2040, demands Emery
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Back of the Net Gunners boss tells fans to hold fire for 22 years, Back of the Net reveal

Liverpool fans should not be approached, public warned
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Back of the Net Reds could be ‘dangerously smug’, Back of the Net reports

Pochettino unable to see Janssen at all, worried players report
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Back of the Net Tottenham boss seems to have condition called ‘Janssen blindness’, Back of the Net reports

Sarri enters third hour of relentlessly flicking Morata’s ears
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Back of the Net The Chelsea boss is hoping for a reaction – and Back of the Net has the story

Nobody at Stoke can remember signing 'Marcel Bielson'
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Back of the Net A new face at training has Potters players perplexed, Back of the Net reports

Jurgen Klopp blames gravity for Liverpool's disappointing draw with Everton
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Back of the Net Liverpool manager feels the planet’s gravitational pull made the game a lottery, says Back of the Net

Tottenham to test new stadium with pretend unexpected, costly defeat
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Back of the Net Spurs want to know that their new facility is ready to host heart-breaking losses, Back of the Net reports

Boca Juniors rejected tear gas ‘to even things up a bit’, say CONMEBOL
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Back of the Net South America’s governing body were ‘open’ to playing game with Boca players on fire, Back of the Net reports

Southampton finally get rid of Hughes by telling him club no longer exists
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Back of the Net Saints have informed Hughes that the club has been disbanded, Back of the Net reveals

UEFA Nations League is brilliant, everyone suddenly realises
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Back of the Net Nations League is actually most prestigious tournament in the world, Back of the Net report

Richard Scudamore presented with every non-league football club as leaving gift
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Back of the Net The outgoing Premier League boss tried to look excited, Back of the Net reveals

Celtic one defeat away from Checkatrade Trophy, UEFA confirms
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Back of the Net The Bhoys’ European adventure has gone sour, Back of the Net explains

Arsenal fans lose patience with Emery
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Back of the Net Gunners supporters are already preparing their ‘Emery Out’ posters, Back of the Net reports

Kevin De Bruyne to miss three months with backpacking trip
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Back of the Net Playmaker will be unavailable until November after taking a last-minute decision to fly to Peru and hike the Inca Trail, report Back of the Net

Morale hits new low as West Ham players realise they are fundamentally pointless
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Back of the Net The Hammers are undergoing an existential crisis, Back of the Net reports

Maurizio Sarri stunned to find Chelsea is a non-smoking club
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Back of the Net The new Blues boss is gently introducing his squad to the joys of nicotine, Back of the Net reports

The morning after, Arsenal unable to get in contact with Vorskla Poltava
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Back of the Net Unai Emery starting to wonder if he imagined the whole Europa League match, Back of the Net reports

Crowd of defenders still following Wilfried Zaha around and hacking at him
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Back of the Net The Crystal Palace winger is receiving some special attention from defenders, Back of the Net reveals

Hugo Lloris to remain Spurs captain unless he murders several people, then we’ll see, confirms Pochettino
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Back of the Net The Tottenham boss is standing by his skipper until he’s wanted by the FBI, Back of the Net can confirm

Mike Ashley tried to pay Newcastle’s restaurant bill in leftover food, instalments, empty promises
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Back of the Net Newcastle owner’s generous gesture proved to be less than generous, Back of the Net reports

Universal awkwardness as Ronaldo presumes he won FIFA Best Player Award
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Back of the Net The Juventus star failed to recognise former team-mate Luka Modric at all, Back of the Net reports
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