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Eight-year-old Leicester fan unaware his life has peaked
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Back of the Net Foxes fan’s joy destined to overshadow everything for evermore, Back of the Net report...

Defence may be best form of defence, Everton realise
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Back of the Net Toffees players have reluctantly accepted they may have to tackle, Back of the Net reports...

Watford and Sunderland to just watch a video
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Back of the Net Final set of fixtures a waste of everyone’s time, Back of the Net report…

Martinez thanks everyone, forgets defenders
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Back of the Net Departing Blues boss has blind spot over back four, Back of the Net reveal...

Liverpool ‘clean forgot’ they had Augsburg coming round
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Back of the Net Hurried preparations are underway to make Anfield presentable, Back of the Net reports...

Dyke will leave FA when he figures out how doors work
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Back of the Net Chairman inching ever closer to exit, Back of the Net understands...

De Jong looking forward to new chest-high challenges
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Back of the Net Ex-Man City clogger sharpening studs in anticipation, Back of the Net report...

Leicester fan convinced his team has got haters
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Back of the Net Everyone's biased against the Foxes, deluded man tells Back of the Net...

Toure furious at BAFTA snub
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Back of the Net Midfielder unable to understand his exclusion from the BAFTA list. Back of the Net reports...

Arsenal scouting report devoted more words to bear attack than Joe Allen
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Back of the Net Joe Allen goal was deemed less likely than an earthquake, Back of the Net reports...

Exhausted fans call for winter break
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Back of the Net Supporters demand the FA give them a fortnight off, Back of the Net can reveal...

Pantilimon interest is nobody else’s business, embarrassed Watford insist
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Back of the Net Watford are refusing to discuss their desire to sign Costel Pantilimon in public, Back of the Net reports.

EFL Trophy to include reserve teams, fictional teams, things
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Back of the Net The EFL Trophy will be a ‘baffling and depressing ordeal’, organisers have promised. Back of the Net have the latest

England fans furious with Hodgson after best performance in years
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Back of the Net Three Lions domination leaves fans incandescent, Back of the Net report...

Cristiano Ronaldo: In my fairy tales, the baddies win
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Back of the Net "I like to see the little guy standing up and getting knocked back down again," says Portugal ace

Bob Bradley trying to teach Swansea to play soccer, bemused players report
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Back of the Net There were some cultural clashes at Bradley’s first training session, Back of the Net can reveal.

Real Madrid livid as Bale returns from Wales duty with Moldovan anthem stuck in his head
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Back of the Net Gareth Bale has come back from international duty with a potentially long-term problem, Back of the Net can reveal

Nothing learned from Slovakia-England, terrified journalists realise
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Back of the Net Journalists across the country are in a state of panic after England’s win over Slovakia. Back of the Net explain why

Hull and Leicester to mix the teams up or play three-and-in
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Back of the Net The Tigers are struggling for numbers for their opening-day fixture, and Back of the Net can reveal that some drastic solutions are being considered...

1966 documentary accidentally reveals England were knocked out in semis
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Back of the Net A documentary into England’s greatest football triumph has uncovered disturbing new evidence, Back of the Net reports....

Limbo surprisingly cushty, Adebayor reports
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Back of the Net Tottenham’s striking outcast has become quite taken with purgatory, Back of the Net can reveal...

Sunderland defend Advocaat’s track record in football, cocktails
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Back of the Net Sunderland are adamant that their interim boss isn’t past his heyday, writes Back of the Net...

Wenger only has template response for Champions League exits
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Back of the Net Arsene Wenger didn’t have to go to the trouble of finding an explanation for Arsenal’s Champions League exit, as Back of the Net reveals...
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