Florentino hopes José leaves Madrid without a fuss after unsurprising announcement

When an email from Real Madrid popped into La Liga LocaâÂÂs overflowing inbox announcing a Florentino Pérez press conference for later that evening, even the slow-witted blog was able to work out what was going on.

But the initial suspicion that the Dear Leader was looking for more Words with Friends partners proved incorrect. As did the second suggestion - that all club employees would have to wear yellow for every minute of every day next season. It couldnâÂÂt be the blatantly obvious could it?

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