It's time for the Superclásico - let the show begin!
It is not meant to be ironic, but it is. It may be called El Show de FÃÂºtbol, but in truth they actually show very little football.
In fairness to the Sunday night shout-a-thon, it has graduated from not playing any of the weekendÃ¢ÂÂs goals, to now putting a tiny screen in the bottom corner with the highlights while they carry on talking about River and Boca for two hours in the studio.
Oscar Ruggeri, the journalist that Maradona claimed Ã¢ÂÂtakes it up the ar*eÃ¢ÂÂ is there, along with a couple of stalwarts of sports journalism and a few ex-pros who - if they are lucky - manage to get a few words in edgeways.
The Show de FÃÂºtbol (SDF) is highly entertaining. It requires suspending all notion of disbelief for most of the program, but it is compulsive viewing. (See the gang get stuck into some heated post-World Cup debate below).
Why are we dealing with a TV show when the SuperclÃÂ¡sico, River-Boca, the madre of them all, the Worlds Biggest Club Match, is just hours, minutes, seconds away?
Well, its very simple. The SDF could well be responsible for the major tactical change that we will see this evening.
Boca coach Claudio Ã¢ÂÂBichiÃ¢ÂÂ Borghi likes a back three. ItÃ¢ÂÂs the way his teams play. ItÃ¢ÂÂs the way he won the league title just a few months ago with Argentinos Juniors. According to the SDF, however, Ã¢ÂÂIT IS NOT THE WAY BOCA PLAY. OK????Ã¢ÂÂ The war against the Ã¢ÂÂback threeÃ¢ÂÂ has become a crusade.
Borghi stuck to his guns, however, having signed the players to make up this rearguard Ã¢ÂÂ goalkeeper CristiÃÂ¡n Luccheti, plus CristÃÂan Cellay, Juan Manuel Insaurralde and MatÃÂas Caruzzo.
When injuries or suspensions have kicked in, Gary Ã¢ÂÂThe PitbullÃ¢ÂÂ Medel has stepped back in to the lÃÂnea de tres.
When the results havenÃ¢ÂÂt been forthcoming, however, (15th in the league with 17 points from 13 games confirms just how unforthcoming they have beenÃ¢ÂÂ¦) SDF has had the answer. Ã¢ÂÂBoca do not play with a back three.Ã¢ÂÂ
Now, just in time for the superclÃÂ¡sico, SDF may well have won, as Boca are set to line up with a back four.
The favoured three, mentioned above, will all budge over a tad to make room for Clemente Rodriguez on the left.
Boca boss Borghi gets some more advice from the SDF...
This hardly means the issue is resolved, as after playing every single split second of BocaÃ¢ÂÂs campaign to date, keeper CristiÃÂ¡n Luccheti has been dropped. HeÃ¢ÂÂs not even on the bench. The erstwhile number one wanted public backing from his coach after a mistake last weekend. Programs like the SDF have, somewhat unsurprisingly, been constantly questioning the 32-year-old keeper.
Again, they have won. Borghi dropped the keeper he signed, so the keeper he wasnÃ¢ÂÂt convinced by (Javier GarcÃÂa) comes in for the biggest game of the season. Given GarcÃÂaÃ¢ÂÂs track record Ã¢ÂÂ fine saves countered by absolute howlers Ã¢ÂÂ anything could happen. He could ship five, he could be man of the match and keep a clean sheet.
With Lucas ViatriÃ¢ÂÂs injury, Boca might be forced into making a sensible change by dropping the two centre forwards and bringing in the deeper-lying Pablo Mouche to accompany MartÃÂn Palermo up front. Needless to say, BocaÃ¢ÂÂs chances of winning revolve around the axis of the side that is Juan RomÃÂ¡n Riquelme.
As for River, they too have their 30-something talisman - Ariel Ortega. The Little Donkey was confirmed in the starting eleven by interim coach J.J. LÃÂ³pez, who was in charge of the reserve team until a week ago.
He took over after ÃÂngel Cappa was sacked and River realised initial favourite for the post Tolo Gallego wasnÃ¢ÂÂt speaking to club president Daniel Passarella, and second choice Marcelo Bielsa was still locked down by his contract with the Chilean national side.
Midfield boss MatÃÂas Almeyda returns to add some leadership to the centre of the park, while Eric Lamela returns to the side to add some pace and flair down the left wing.
And to add a little extra spice to a fixture which already generates enough hatred to start a war, both sides are coached by men who once played for their opponents.
ItÃ¢ÂÂs show time.