Real Madrid fans don't want €100 million Bale

Deep down, the Spanish are just like the rest of us. They put on their trousers the same way when getting up for work at 11 in the morning and after the first and second siestas of the day. And on completion of the evening nap, of course. So these fine people are just as baffled as everyone else as to why Florentino Perez seems hellbent on emptying the club's bank account for Gareth Bale.

After all, it's not as if Real Madrid fans are unhappy at the summer transfer dealings so far. For once, they've bought Spanish talent: Dani Carvajal, Asier Illarramendi and Isco. No Julien Faubert in sight.

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