Strachan sacked after bringing nine-foot man into meeting with Scottish FA

Gordon Strachan turned up to today’s crunch talks with the Scottish FA flanked by a nine-foot man he created in a laboratory, sources have told FourFourTwo.

Sacked Strachan was under fire after Scotland’s failure to reach World Cup 2018, and attempted to shift the blame onto thousands of years of human evolution – the first known use of that excuse in football history.

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