Why we'll never tire of beating Argentina
You know when you like a movie so much, but after watching it two or three times, it strikes you as kind of boring?
Or when you discover a new and delicious dessert, but after having it three or four times it seems average and you get tired of it?
Beating Argentina is nothing like that.
Every time, oh, it's so sweet... Brazilians canÃ¢ÂÂt get enough of it!
Brazil's players acknowledge the travelling fans
True, at international level, the SeleÃÂ§ÃÂ£o have been hammering the hermanos on a regular basis since 2005. If they were ordinary losers, perhaps at this point we wouldnÃ¢ÂÂt be bragging so much about yet another triumph.
But, no, they have to keep insisting theyÃ¢ÂÂre still a match. Every game, they announce: this is it!
Every time, they produce a different weapon ready to inflict excruciating pain on us. Revenge hour has come!
Persistent folks, IÃ¢ÂÂll give them that. In the end itÃ¢ÂÂs just added fun.
First, it was Tevez, the New Maradona. DidnÃ¢ÂÂt tickle.
Then they brought Veron and Riquelme back. Pointless.
Wait: thereÃ¢ÂÂs Messi! The newest New Maradona. This one is fantastic, youÃ¢ÂÂll see.
Hmm... Not good enough Ã¢ÂÂ at least not to drive Brazil to defeat in the superclÃÂ¡sico.
(A quick word on Messi. The ace desperately needs to bring his Barcelona displays to the national team. The last thing he wants is to be tagged a Ã¢ÂÂclub player,Ã¢ÂÂ a curse that has slowly undermined Ronaldinho. Look where Ronie, one of the most talented players of the century, is now. And thereÃ¢ÂÂs no point in Ã¢ÂÂeating the ballÃ¢ÂÂ against Venezuela or Peru or in the Olympic squad Ã¢ÂÂ you gotta show it against the big boys).
In a desperate effort, the Argentinians called up God to the bench.
The ultimate menace: Maradona himself, in the mousetrap of Rosario. Tevez announced on the eve of the match: Ã¢ÂÂBrazilians are scared.Ã¢ÂÂ Wow.
Banter aside, as everyone saw, it was easy as 1-2-3. Again.
And Brazil sealed their ticket to the 2010 World Cup in the most delightful way: weÃ¢ÂÂre going to South Africa, theyÃ¢ÂÂre just going south.
"This isn't gonna go down well"
The win also seemed to take away the last burden of Dunga's squad.
Last year, the crowd booed the team after the 0-0 against Argentina in Belo Horizonte, and the players had go through the humiliation of hearing the mass chanting Ã¢ÂÂMessi.Ã¢ÂÂ
That same week, windbag president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva asked the Brazilian players to get inspiration from the Barcelona ace.
Goalkeeper Julio Cesar fired back: Ã¢ÂÂIf he likes the Argentinians so much, perhaps he should renounce and go live in Argentina. Brazil would be better without him.Ã¢ÂÂ
In Rosario, during the post-match interviews with the Brazilian press, the players got their payback. Even the usually non-belligerent Kaka stepped forward.
Asked if he felt sorry for the bad situation Argentina found themselves in after the defeat, the Real Madrid star surprisingly went off-script: Ã¢ÂÂBetter them than us,Ã¢ÂÂ he said, without attempting to conceal a smile.
Football certainly brings out the best of international bad feeling and jealousy. No wonder itÃ¢ÂÂs so great.
PS: I swear I tried to help Maradona with the advice in my extra-edition Argie Bargy.
But obviously my new colleague Joel Richards, who graced The Noise from Brazil with his own tactical insights, helped Dunga a lot more.
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