Premier League Statistically the worst Premier League teams since 1992/93, here's a wild ride through drunken captains and dour managers
GOAL DROUGHTS Will Norwich end up back on this list? Give these boys frying pans and they still couldn't find a donkey's behind – these are lowest-scoring Premier League teams of all time
RANKED! The greatest Ballon d'Or hoggers, serial winners and cult heroes since the turn of the millennium: who's on our list?
Quiz Each of these players have made their full England debut and then… that’s about it at international level
Wayne Rooney has been inducted into the Premier League Hall of Fame – and his Everton, Manchester United, England and DC United spells are all covered in our selection of his greatest hits
Quiz! We're looking for every footballer to have featured in the Prem and to have played in the biggest game in club football
QUIZ! Marcelo Bielsa has left Leeds – but who else has taken a club to the Premier League in the last 20 years?
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