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River Plate have won 23 of the last 35 competitions.

In the tournaments they didnâÂÂt win, they either ended second, or plummeted to the unheard depths of a disgraceful third place.

The last five trophies on offer have all ended up at the Monumental. True to the legendary 1950s sideâÂÂs nickname, the team are a machine.

"It is basically because we have the best players," offers the coach by way of considered opinion and ingenious insight into the teamâÂÂs success.

He may be in charge of River Plate, he may have been a legendary player back in the day, but his discipline of choice isnâÂÂt exactly the most important sport that River Plate put a team out for.

While River Plate wipe the board at handball, and celebrated winning yet more silverware just last week, the situation for the real River Plate â i.e. the football team â is catastrophic.

Despite claiming to have âÂÂbig enough ballsâ to deal with the dismal situation just two weeks ago, and despite having enough confidence and faith in himself to pull off a hair style â a luxuriant mattress of springy curls â not seen since the 70s, Néstor âÂÂPipoâ Gorosito decided that enough is enough, and quit as River Plate coach.

It wasnâÂÂt the weekendâÂÂs result that made up his mind, however. He decided to leave last week.

He even told his players that the clásico against San Lorenzo would be his final game.

Perhaps he thought that by telling his squad the news just 24 hours before the clásico would inspire them to win.

All of a sudden passes would go to feet, chances wouldnâÂÂt be comically blasted wide, tackles would actually win the ball and the team would take three points. It would be the perfect adiós.

WhatâÂÂs more, the team would avoid setting a club record for consecutive away matches without a win.

Much like his stewardship of the club, however, things didnâÂÂt exactly go to plan.

1-0 up and the game entering the final quarter of an hour, RiverâÂÂs centre-back Gustavo Cabral decided heâÂÂd had enough of his opposite number, the equally thuggish Jonathan Bottinelli, and landed him a full-blooded haymaker in the area.

The spot kick was duly converted, and the predictable winner for Diego SimeoneâÂÂs side came just three minutes later.

Unable to sign players, confidence at an all-time low⦠the gig is hardly what Gorosito described it as just 10 months ago â a dream job.

Elsewhere, beyond Estudiantes suffering their first defeat of the season and Huracán winning their first of the campaign, the big story was at the Bombonera.

Not only did Vélez fail to go top of the table, not only did Boca put a miserable run of form to an end, not only did the half-fit Riquelme score a brilliant equaliser, but the winner came via a an outrageous 40-yard header from Martín Palermo.

The win was made all the sweeter, needless to say, by the news from down the Riverâ¦

Colón 0-0 Banfield
Independiente 2-1 Tigre
Huracán 3-1 Racing
Argentinos 1-0 Estudiantes
Arsenal 1-0 Rosario Central
NewellâÂÂs 3-0 Atlético Tucumán
Gimnasia 2-0 Chacarita
San Lorenzo 2-1 River Plate
Boca Juniors 3-2 Vélez
Lanús 1-0 Godoy Cruz

The weekendâÂÂs goals, along to some Spanish ska, here.

STATS:Argentina results, fixtures and table

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