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From Argentina to Antarctica & the Falklands

From Buenos Aires we flew south to Urshuaia, the worldâÂÂs southern most city in Patagonia, where we boarded a ship to Antarctica. The Drake Passage, which you enter after rounding Cape Horn, is notoriously rough and I spent the first day being seasick.

There were many scientists and academics on the ship, well-spoken British twice my age with two brains and who knew absolutely nothing and cared even less about football. Conversation was about flora and fauna rather than Falkirk and Ferguson.

âÂÂWould you tell the sailor that I was in charge of New ZealandâÂÂs base on Antarctica,pâ could have been changed to: âÂÂThe man here says that he admires your moustache very much and that you look like Terry McDermott.âÂÂ

âÂÂAnd how is the penguin population this year?â to: âÂÂIâÂÂd like to feed the penguins some chicken McNuggets.âÂÂ


"Hey... you promised us a Happy Meal"

Nike have branded Tevez his own range of clothing in Argentina. ItâÂÂs surprisingly smart. I told the sailor that Manchester United fans frequently sing "Argentina" when Tevez plays, which he liked. The chant is controversial for more than one reason, the most obvious being the Falklands War.

âÂÂYes, because the Gurkhas and the Paras are there,â he replied. âÂÂThe Gurkhas will fight with their bare hands if they need to.â That was all the assurance I needed in the top bunk.

âÂÂYou know,eâ she said to me after a few weeks, âÂÂI was scared of the British when I was a child. We lived near a military base and we thought the British planes were going to bomb it. We had to practice climbing into the shelters when we heard the air raid siren at school. Some friends of my parents lost their son. He was 19. Our leader was a military dictator who should not have started a war, but the Malvinas are ours.âÂÂ

ItâÂÂs still a very sensitive subject in Argentina. IâÂÂve read several books on the conflict, most, but not all, written in English from a British perspective.

I visited the Argentinian war memorial in Buenos Aires, which lists the names of nearly 700 dead. ItâÂÂs a sobering, saddening experience. Ironically, the memorial stands opposite a clock given as a gift from the British government in earlier, happier, years.

I saw the war memorials, with names like âÂÂH JonesâÂÂ, who was posthumously awarded the Victoria Cross, engraved into the stone. He died leading his men on an attack of a machine gunnersâ nest.

Many of the Argentinian soldiers were young and poorly trained. âÂÂWe are sorry,â it started in hand-written English. âÂÂBut we are hungry. Can we have some food?âÂÂ

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Andy Mitten
Editor at Large

Andy Mitten is Editor at Large of FourFourTwo, interviewing the likes of Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, Sir Alex Ferguson and Diego Maradona for the magazine. He also founded and is editor of United We Stand, the Manchester United fanzine, and contributes to a number of publications, including GQ, the BBC and The Athletic.