Group F preview: European supervillains, kitty cannon fodder and Kaka's new face

Barcelona

Having seamlessly made the transition from European football golden child to arch supervillain since the Neymar transfer saga, Barcelona spent the summer plotting the signature of Luis Suarez while firing kittens out of a cannon. Luis Enrique will be determined to stamp his mark on the team and deal a crushing blow to Nicaraguan singer Luis Enrique in the battle for top Google search result.

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