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Nutella and Big Brother keep Totti's spirits up

On Monday afternoon, Sky Sports Italia made a pilgrimage to the bedside of the stricken deity Francesco Totti.

The television broadcaster was allowed into the shrine at the Villa Stuart Clinic to calm the fears of concerned locals and assure them that although RomaâÂÂs title dreams are now in tatters, their living embodiment of all things Roman will rise from the hospital bed again.

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The great man has been keeping his own counsel but various emissaries have reported that he is in rude health, especially when presented with a jar of his favourite Nutella snack by members of the clubâÂÂs Curva Sud ultras.

He should be back home in three days or so with another nice scar to add to a pair of battered legs which already look as if they've been set upon by a school of piranhas.