Quiz: Are you a football hard man?
Come and have a go if you think you're... soft as melted ice cream?
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Keane, Vieira, Souness, Butcher, Boli, Bremner, Hunter, Ruddock... naughty boys. Proper naughty boys.
In the latest issue of FourFourTwo we pay tribute to the hard men of football with a look at some of the game's toughest players. But maybe you fancy yourself as a bit of an enforcer? Well, find out just how close to some kind of institutional help you need by taking our brief mental examination.
Answer a few short questions to see whether you're more Winterburn or Drogba, Psycho or Chopper...
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Nick Moore is a freelance journalist based on the Isle of Skye, Scotland. He wrote his first FourFourTwo feature in 2001 about Gerard Houllier's cup-treble-winning Liverpool side, and has continued to ink his witty words for the mag ever since. Nick has produced FFT's 'Ask A Silly Question' interview for 16 years, once getting Peter Crouch to confess that he dreams about being a dwarf.

