Real Madrid rouser kicked into touch

ThereâÂÂs just no pleasing some people sometimes... and that includes La Liga Loca.
 
Ramón Calderón has done the sensible thing and sacked freak-show Bernabéu PA announcer Arturo Sisó, the man that La Liga Loca really, really hates; the man La Liga Loca hammered right here not so long ago.
 
But is La Liga Loca happy? Well, no, not exactly. Because, in fact, La Liga Loca is feeling a weensy bit sorry for Sisó and his simpletonâÂÂs grin this morning.
 
HeâÂÂs still an irritating tit who was massively overpaid for being an irritating tit, who should be flogged naked through the streets and have his voice box removed with a rusty knife.

HeâÂÂs responsible for a catalogue of hideous crimes, like that Raúl... SpainâÂÂs No. 7 stuff (aye, right-ho) and the endless bloody cheese-fest from his jukebox.

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