Top 10: Worst dives

5) Patrick Vieira, Liverpool vs Arsenal (2004)

A regular dominator at the heart of Arsenal's midfield, Vieira showed just how unaccustomed he was to diving with this amateur attempt at Anfield. With the scores tied at one apiece, the Frenchman brings the ball out of defence and knocks it past Dietmar Hamann before clumsily falling to the floor. If only it had been the other way around, eh Pat?