View from Spain: Puppet talk dominates Spanish face-off with France
LLL had always felt that SpainÃ¢ÂÂs relationship with France was not too dissimilar to that of England and their Gallic neighbours Ã¢ÂÂ sort of nice to beat them in sporting events if we can, decent cheese, get on fairly well apart from the odd niggle here and there.
It seems that the sand has shifted because when the blog probed a Spanish colleague for his thoughts on France ahead of the quarter-final this weekend, the potty-mouthed response was to announce that they are enemy No.1 and a country stuffed full of unrepeatable so-and-soÃ¢ÂÂs. Incidentally, England is only just behind France, due to the whole Gibraltar business, which the locals are still a little bit sore over.
FranceÃ¢ÂÂs rapid move to top the hit-list Ã¢ÂÂ if they werenÃ¢ÂÂt already there Ã¢ÂÂ is pretty much down to a French satirical puppet show called Les Guignols which has a naughty habit of portraying SpainÃ¢ÂÂs sporting heroes clutching a blood bag, waving big needles or having Rafa Nadal filling up his car with his own urine. The most recent pee-take had The Avengers being defeated by the super-powered might of Spanish sport.
LLL definitely doesnÃ¢ÂÂt know what the Frenchies are implying there and isnÃ¢ÂÂt even going to attempt to speculate. However the whole affair did cause an actual, proper diplomatic incident recently. Ã¢ÂÂDonÃ¢ÂÂt be angry with us, itÃ¢ÂÂs a joke!Ã¢ÂÂ claimed the showÃ¢ÂÂs head, Lionel Dutemple, in an interview in FridayÃ¢ÂÂs AS which takes more prominence in the paper than a chat with a certain AndrÃÂ©s Iniesta.
Marca have gone off on another tangent, powering up the Photoshop to call up the spirit of Nadal Ã¢ÂÂ not that heÃ¢ÂÂs passed away, as far as the blog can tell Ã¢ÂÂ by jamming the mutant-armed oneÃ¢ÂÂs head onto the bodies of all the Spain players, in reference to the tennis player winning some kind of tournament in Paris recently. To be fair, it all seems a bit unnecessary as itÃ¢ÂÂs not as if the footballers themselves have been unsuccessful of late.
Earlier this week a boastful Marca claimed that the French Ã¢ÂÂdidnÃ¢ÂÂt want to see usÃ¢ÂÂ in the quarter-finals Ã¢ÂÂ but went on to undermine the argument somewhat by pointing out the Spanish have never beaten their northerly neighbours in a competitive game.
Indeed, SpainÃ¢ÂÂs record in six matches is five defeats and a draw. Along the way there have been some pretty low moments too, such as the 2006 World Cup knockout inspired by Zinedine Zidane, possibly in turn inspired by a Marca front page informing the Frenchman that Spain were about to "retire" him.
Over on AS, TomÃÂ¡s Roncero thinks France are the perfect opposition to give La Roja a bit of a gee-up. Ã¢ÂÂThe English donÃ¢ÂÂt have any pending cases with us, except Gibraltar,Ã¢ÂÂ notes the columnist. Ã¢ÂÂThis Spanish team needs a challenge. You have it there [with France]."
It seems in Spain that a semi-final meeting with Portugal may not be motivation enough for La Roja to get their juices flowing, so the press have activated an English tabloid-style rabble-rousing. However, with talk of a few grumbles in the French dressing room, LLL is confident that extra help wonÃ¢ÂÂt be needed: on the cards is a 2-0 win for Vicente del BosqueÃ¢ÂÂs men Ã¢ÂÂ and the tantalising sight on the horizon of a Sergio Ramos v Cristiano Ronaldo Thunderdome challenge match.