A year with Maradona Ã¢ÂÂ in his own words
George Bush senior wanted him silenced Ã¢ÂÂ his vocal support of the Cuban Revolution was an embarrassment to the yanquis.
The Italian government wanted him silenced Ã¢ÂÂ his criticism of the Pope was causing considerable discomfort in the Vatican.
Now FIFA want to ban him for five games in the hope that it will silence him.
Look to history and learn, decision makers of FIFA. You have no chance.
It is a year to the day that Diego Armando Maradona faced the press for the very first time as the Argentina national team coach.
It has been nothing short of what we expected, so to honour El Diez, hereÃ¢ÂÂs a look back at the first 365 days of the Diego Era in the words of the Little Big Man himself.
Ã¢ÂÂYou can pull out all the surveys you want, but here itÃ¢ÂÂs the boss who decides.Ã¢ÂÂ
On not being first, second, third or fourth choice for the job, pointing out that online straw polls donÃ¢ÂÂt make decisions when it comes to football in Argentina. ThatÃ¢ÂÂs what AFA president Julio Ã¢ÂÂThe BossÃ¢ÂÂ Grondona does.
Ã¢ÂÂFirst things first, Argentina donÃ¢ÂÂt play friendlies. They play international matches.Ã¢ÂÂ
Before naming the squad for his first game in charge Ã¢ÂÂ a friendly against Scotland. The phrase was met with cheers. In the press room.
Ã¢ÂÂIÃ¢ÂÂm not afraid of my crown falling.Ã¢ÂÂ
On whether he was worried about tarnishing his playing reputation.
Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs Mascherano plus 10.Ã¢ÂÂ
On team selection just after taking over as coach.
Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs Mascherano and Messi plus 9.Ã¢ÂÂ
On team selection a few months into the job.
Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs Mascherano, Messi and JonÃÂ¡s plus 8.Ã¢ÂÂ
On team selection after the friendly with Russia.
Ã¢ÂÂObama got to where he is because he was allowed to choose the guys he wanted in his team, so why canÃ¢ÂÂt I?Ã¢ÂÂ
On not being allowed to add Oscar Ruggeri to his backroom staff.
Ã¢ÂÂIt seems like he's got PMT. It's got to stop. What does he want me to do? Give him a kiss on the lips? Every time the national team play, I open OlÃÂ© and there's Checho.Ã¢ÂÂ
On why he didnÃ¢ÂÂt want national youth team coach Sergio Ã¢ÂÂChechoÃ¢ÂÂ Batista in his backroom staff.
Ã¢ÂÂIf Riquelme canÃ¢ÂÂt beat his man, then heÃ¢ÂÂs no good to me.Ã¢ÂÂ
Days before Riquelme grabbed his toys and quit the national team.
Ã¢ÂÂMessi is the best in the world. He is my Maradona.Ã¢ÂÂ
On Leo Messi.
Ã¢ÂÂWhat do you expect? PelÃÂ© made his debut with a boy.Ã¢ÂÂ
Brushing off criticism from PelÃÂ©. And he wasnÃ¢ÂÂt talking about the legendÃ¢ÂÂs first gameÃ¢ÂÂ¦
Ã¢ÂÂYou donÃ¢ÂÂt look like you do much exercise, so imagine ifÃ¢ÂÂ¦Ã¢ÂÂ
Start of his response to a rather corpulent journalist who audaciously questioned/criticised Maradona over the squad not training in the morning.
Ã¢ÂÂThe turtle escaped.Ã¢ÂÂ
On Pablo Zabaleta arriving for international duty with an injury after being called up for the first time.
Ã¢ÂÂThe pitch I played on in Villa Fiorito was better than RiverÃ¢ÂÂs.Ã¢ÂÂ
On the state of the pitch at River Plate.
Ã¢ÂÂThe dressing rooms look like they did in the 1978 World Cup.Ã¢ÂÂ
On the state of the facilities at River Plate.
Ã¢ÂÂI am pleased that all Argentines, from any corner of the country, will be able to watch and enjoy football - which offers us so much happiness. This initiative, which permits all Argentines to see big sporting events for free, manages to pluralize the sport, its examples, and its lessons.Ã¢ÂÂ
Open letter allegedly written by Maradona in support of FÃÂºtbol Para Todos.
Ã¢ÂÂWhen Peru equalized, I was dead. But I had forgotten about Saint Palermo.Ã¢ÂÂ
After Boca striker MartÃÂn PalermoÃ¢ÂÂs Shawshank Redemption performance.
Ã¢ÂÂIÃ¢ÂÂm not quitting, nor am I leaving.Ã¢ÂÂ
Days after sayingÃ¢ÂÂ¦
Ã¢ÂÂIÃ¢ÂÂll talk to Grondona and see if I carry on, but itÃ¢ÂÂll be on my conditions.Ã¢ÂÂ
In the build-up toÃ¢ÂÂ¦
Ã¢ÂÂTo the ladies present, sorry, but to those who didnÃ¢ÂÂt believe me, they can suck it. And they can keep on sucking it.Ã¢ÂÂ
Before starting press conference after securing qualification for the World Cup with away win over Uruguay. Moments beforeÃ¢ÂÂ¦
Ã¢ÂÂYou take it up the arse.Ã¢ÂÂ
Interjection while one local journalist was halfway through a question.
Ã¢ÂÂI donÃ¢ÂÂt have to apologise. Those who criticised me and the team are anti-Argentine and donÃ¢ÂÂt want the team to qualify for the World Cup. I canÃ¢ÂÂt forgive something like that.Ã¢ÂÂ
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