Latest articles by Chas Newkey-Burden
Arsene Wenger's 2003/04 unbeaten lot will forever be remembered as arguably the Premier League's finest-ever team, but Chas Newkey-Burden recalls another Gunners side that almost achieved the unthinkable...
Michael Owen So what if he thought Beckham’s kick was daft? So did an entire nation. Chas Newkey-Burden says reaction to the striker’s autobiography only encourages future tedium
Funny With Theresa May having called a snap election, many voters are less than impressed with the choices on offer. Chas Newkey-Burden imagines an election contested by leading gaffers
Funny It’s that time of year again: when over-confident clots compete in business battles, as Lord Sugar – scarcely able to conceal his crushing boredom – looks on. Chas Newkey-Burden imagines what would happen if football folk joined the fray...
Louis van Gaal Chas Newkey-Burden is enjoying the eccentric madness provided by the Dutchman and reflects on his greatest hits so far...
Danny Welbeck Chas Newkey-Burden says former Manchester United graduate Danny Welbeck has repeated the same mistakes at the Emirates Stadium this season...
FA Cup Manchester United and Arsenal's bruising battles were a staple under Fergie and Arsene – but not for some time has winning been this important, writes Chas Newkey-Burden...
Arsene Wenger Over the years, the Wenger Outers have proposed a number of replacements to succeed Arsene at the Emirates Stadium. Chas Newkey-Burden wonders if they were all that wise...
Funny Chas Newky-Burden fits play-acting prima donnas to their big-screen buddies...
Arsenal The Gunners are guilty of harbouring the whingiest supporters in England, writes Chas Newkey-Burden, but here's why...
Mesut Özil Why do fans not take to the quiet man? Chas Newkey-Burden examines the introverts...
Arsene Wenger As Le Professeur announces his departure as Arsenal boss at the end of the season, Chas Newkey-Burden picks out his best utterances from his time in north London...
Arsenal The arc of Walcott’s career - which began with great expectation and ends so flatly - sums up 12 years at Arsenal, says Chas Newkey-Burden
Arsenal The Gunners conceded 51 goals last season, yet started this term with even fewer defensive options. Chas Newkey-Burden examines Arsenal’s ongoing problems
Arsenal Chas Newkey-Burden analyses just how good the Gunners' Chilean maestro really is…
Arsenal The Gunners have gone 16 games unbeaten in all competitions, their best run of form since 2009. But are they really any closer to winning the title? Chas Newkey-Burden debates the issue…
Arsenal Chas Newkey-Burden fights through the noise to work out whether or not the Frenchman will extend his stay at the Emirates Stadium
Arsenal Twenty years ago, a change of plan helped Arsenal win the Premier League – but it also revealed a great manager’s long-standing weakness, says Chas Newkey-Burden
Arsenal Chas Newkey-Burden is one of the few who actually enjoys listening to the outspoken Gooner buffoon...
Arsenal While fans shout abuse at their manager for another failed title challenge, they should also be considering the significance of the Spaniard’s injury says Gooner Chas Newkey-Burden…
Arsenal Arsenal's move to the Emirates Stadium was supposed to usher in a new trophy-laden era, but as Chas Newkey-Burden explains, things haven't exactly gone to plan...
Arsenal Chas Newkey-Burden points out that the French boss is judicious in his selection of ex-players to bring back to the Emirates...
Arsene Wenger As Arsenal fans grow increasingly frustrated with their minimal business this summer, Chas Newkey-Burden examines the Frenchman's changing attitude to putting his hand in his pocket...
