AC Milan and The Two Ronnies

AC Milan have done the right thing and refused to offer Ronaldo a new contract.

Although the Brazilian has claimed he will be running again in a few weeks, recent photos suggest he would find it hard trotting up the stairs.

ItâÂÂs nothing really to do with whether he was ever going to get fit again - a battle he has been waging for the last two years â but all about big RonnieâÂÂs extracurricular activities back in Brazil and then apparently again in Paris.


Ronaldo: Primed and ready for 'action'

ItâÂÂs hard to tell if it was the being caught or the company he was keeping that caused the most discomfort.

Ronaldo can talk himself up all he wants but heâÂÂs yesterdayâÂÂs man in Italy and if you excuse the pun he hasnâÂÂt a leg to stand on. 

Like a Brazilian bathing suit, RonaldoâÂÂs appearances for Milan were brief and not very decent.

 
Lethal partnership 

All in all, time is ticking away for the one-time phenomenon.

From the Gordo (the fat one) to Gordinho (slightly less fat one) and the RossoneriâÂÂs most-fabled MilanLab will have their hands full to get DinhoâÂÂs shirt size down from a XL.

 
"Argentineans. Hmm... delicious" 

âÂÂLetâÂÂs not forget that his extra kilos are also down to his period of inactivity,â he said. âÂÂHe hasnâÂÂt played since March so if he arrives weâÂÂll be working on building up those idle muscles through aerobic exercises and then get him leaned down.âÂÂ