Barca press cry 'scandal' over fixture list, while Zidane puts the kettle on
Last Thursday marked the pre-season's first bout of conspiracy theorising and childish screams of Ã¢ÂÂitÃ¢ÂÂs not fair!Ã¢ÂÂ in the ongoing media war between Real Madrid and Barcelona.
It was the day after the fixtures for the 2011-12 campaign were announced and the loonier parts of the BarÃÂ§a press thought they could smell a rather pungent rat as they cast their eyes over BarcelonaÃ¢ÂÂs opening few games, which kick off with a trip to a beefed-up MÃÂ¡laga.
Ã¢ÂÂThe first match is against a super strength MÃÂ¡laga with a Messi who is just back from his holidays, then Villarreal are coming, then itÃ¢ÂÂs Valencia in the fifth round and AtlÃÂ©tico coming in the sixth....Real Madrid have a much easier start,Ã¢ÂÂ grumbled JosÃÂ© Luis Carazo in Sport, with the forces of Mordor set to face Athletic Bilbao, Zaragoza, Getafe, Levante and Racing in their first five games.
The other issue to get the Catalan paperÃ¢ÂÂs panties in a bunch is the scheduling of a ClÃÂ¡sico the weekend before December's all important World Club Cup, which sees Barcelona battling against New ZealandÃ¢ÂÂs finest. Ã¢ÂÂThis is a scandal,Ã¢ÂÂ yells Sport.
What really is a scandal, but one that seems to have gone largely unnoticed by all in Spain bar the self-righteous LLL, is how Zaragoza - a club in administration and owning nearly Ã¢ÂÂ¬100 million, are allowed to sign cantera midfielder Juan Carlos from Real Madrid for nearly Ã¢ÂÂ¬2.5 million when they still owe so much to other teams for past transfers. LLL would also like to know where Zaragoza president Agapito Iglesias found the Ã¢ÂÂ¬395,000 to buy a spot for the clubÃ¢ÂÂs Ã¢ÂÂBÃ¢ÂÂ team in SpainÃ¢ÂÂs Segunda Ã¢ÂÂBÃ¢ÂÂ division.
JoaquÃÂn CaparrÃÂ³s will not be having his contract extended at Athletic Bilbao despite having done a fine job in the Basque Country in recent years. Unfortunately for Ã¢ÂÂJokinÃ¢ÂÂ, his club president Fernando Macua lost out in a presidential election to former player Josu Urrutia, who squeaked past his opponent 54% to 44%.
The new presidentÃ¢ÂÂs first major act was to make Marcelo Ã¢ÂÂEl LocoÃ¢ÂÂ Biesla his manager, with the Larry Grayson-specs sporting coach agreeing to take over the Basque side with the aim of making them a little more entertaining on the pitch.
AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid were one of the first teams back in training last week, except they were missing one of their squad members. Brazilian striker Diego Costa eventually joined his team-mates four days late, claiming that, as he had lost his Spanish mobile in Brazil, he had no means (or desire) whatsoever of finding out when he was due in Madrid.
Ã¢ÂÂThere was some confusion,Ã¢ÂÂ admitted Costa, Ã¢ÂÂBut it wasnÃ¢ÂÂt all my fault. When they did get hold of me I got a ticket home straight away,Ã¢ÂÂ said the Brazilian hoping this revelation would see his imminent caning by Gregorio Manzano reduced to under 30 whacks.
Meanwhile Marca shared the stunning revelation that Real Madrid coach JosÃÂ© Mourinho Ã¢ÂÂreally loves his great squadÃ¢ÂÂ and that Florentino PÃÂ©rez was looking to build a retractable roof on top of the Santiago Bernabeu, something the rain-soaked stadium desperately needs.
Zinedine Zidane also announced himself as the clubÃ¢ÂÂs new Director of Football, although admitted that he still needed to discover Ã¢ÂÂwhat my role is going to be.Ã¢ÂÂ
LLL can only guess that MourinhoÃ¢ÂÂs coffee doesnÃ¢ÂÂt pour itself...