The Tube strikers we like...

"Get on at Pat van den Hounslow, change at Jack Lester Square, down to Sylvan Embankment Blake and get off at Taribo Westminsterâ¦"

We love a daft idea from a bored office conversation which spirals into a well-wrought piece of utter nonsense. So hats off to the folks at the Football Supporters Federation for renaming every station on the Tube map with an appropriately football-themed name.

Some are great, some are toe-curlingly awful, but we're glad somebody bothered. Click the map to download a PDF...

For more â much of it very constructive â from the Football Supporters Federation, see their website.