"Get on at Pat van den Hounslow, change at Jack Lester Square, down to Sylvan Embankment Blake and get off at Taribo Westminsterâ¦"
We love a daft idea from a bored office conversation which spirals into a well-wrought piece of utter nonsense. So hats off to the folks at the Football Supporters Federation for renaming every station on the Tube map with an appropriately football-themed name.
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