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Woolly jumpers, Garrincha & the Hokey-Cokey

That's what it's all about...

If ArsenalâÂÂs season so far was put into song, it could only be the Hokey Cokey.

According to the nationâÂÂs back pages, the Gunners have been in, out, in, out, and lately back in the title race.

Gunners fans will be crossing their fingers that the Spaniard makes a speedy recovery or else theyâÂÂll be hearing about the league being a pas de deux once again.

1. Corners should travel more than 10 yards, stopping the time-wasting short corner.
2. A free-kick against defenders âÂÂshepherdingâ the ball out for a goal kick; thereâÂÂs only one player usually trying to play the ball and it isnâÂÂt them.
3. Fouls should be judged equally no matter where they are committed on the field; referees should either ref the game as they do when the ball is outside the penalty area, or when the ball is in the penalty area.
4. Stop players from touching the ball when a free-kick or throw-in is given against their team. Also, book the players who stand in front of the ball to stop a quick free-kick from being taken.
5. Oh, and get rid of co-commentators (usually average ex-players) who talk too much and state the obvious, naming no names Mark Bright, Robbie Earle and Dean Sturridge.

Last week someone requested this moment of brilliance from BrazilâÂÂs Garrincha in the 1958 World Cup against the USSR; I hope IâÂÂve done it justice.

Send in your own favourite football moment and IâÂÂll see what I can do.

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