We've given you every player's club and position to help you out. All you need to do is fill in the missing names. You've got eight minutes to name as many as you can, then let us know how you got on by tweeting us @FourFourTwo – but remember not to give away any of the answers.
At times on Thursday night, it felt as if every current professional English footballer was going to get on the scoresheet.
Sadly for you, they didn't – meaning that you'll have to use your actual knowledge of current professional English footballers for this quiz, rather than just relying on day-old memories.
As you go through, though, you can play an extra little quiz with yourself, by working out which is the only Premier League side to have had no English players score for them this season. We don't care if you manage that one, but you might just earn your own eternal respect.
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