You have ten minutes to guess 50 answers.
Remember to tweet your scores @FourFourTwo, and challenge some friends while you're at it.
What a time the 2000s were. A time of MySpace, the Arctic Monkeys, Will Smith and Peter Kay – although never all in the same room at once.
But outside the confines of popular culture, football produced a plethora of icons. Steve McClaren's umbrella. Pizzagate. Cristiano Ronaldo winking at the Portugal bench.
Today, we'd like you to name the top scorer in each of Europe's top five leagues for every season between 2000 and 2009. Many of them went on to write their names into history. Some not so much.
It's a shame, isn't it? When you've notched over 20 Bundesliga goals in a single campaign, but you're still less famous than Steve McClaren's umbrella.
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Mark White has been a staff writer on FourFourTwo since joining in January 2020, writing pieces for both online and the magazine. An encyclopedia of football shirts and boots knowledge – both past and present – Mark has also been to the FA Cup and League Cup finals for FFT and has written pieces for the mag ranging on subjects from Bobby Robson's season at Barcelona to Robinho's career. He once saw Tyrone Mings at a petrol station in Bournemouth but felt far too short to ask for a photo.