It starts well enough. With romantic music and the pair eyeing each other up, Antonio and his mystery female companion seem ready to get down to some conventional Valentine’s Day business (no, not sitting in an overcrowded and overpriced restaurant, silly).
But there are some football boots to flog here, remember.
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