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Billionaires, Bulls & Blofelds

James Bond villains die in many ways. But in essence they are all killed by the same thing, as 007 says: âÂÂAh, that old dream â world domination.âÂÂ

The fantasies of global hegemony spun by Blofeld, Dr No & co have infected many businessmen who have applied them, usually disastrously, to football.

Austrian billionaire Dietrich Mateschitz has the looks to play a Bond villain â think Charles Gray suavely stroking a cat as Blofeld.

Not content with owning an island off Fiji, two F1 racing teams and 49 percent of Red Bull drinks, Mateschitz runs or owns four football clubs on three continents.

HeâÂÂs just rebranded SSV Markranstadt in east Germany as RB Leipzig.

Mateschitz has had to compromise to comply with German football regulations, softening its stance on the club name â note the subtle RB? â and not owning the club outright.

A ã60 million plan to climb four rungs to the Bundesliga within eight years would make RB Leipzig the biggest club in the populous region of Saxony, and the club is moving to the capacious 44,000-capacity Zentralstadion in Leipzig, recently vacated by FC Sachsen Leipzig who are broke.

The theory sounds good â run one club efficiently and apply the nous youâÂÂve acquired in marketing, scouting, coaching, administration and purchasing to less developed markets where you should have a competitive edge.

Often these clubs were still run by existing management and, when results on the pitch werenâÂÂt as forecast, ENIC sold up, sometimes messily â the sale of AEK Athens led to a legal wrangle over whether ENIC had waived its debt.

ENICâÂÂs Mini-Me, to continue the spy movie analogy, might well be Kevin McCabe, the property tycoon who owns Sheffield United.

The Blades have looser links with AustraliaâÂÂs Central Coast Mariners.

Football is a multi-billion pound industry that seems ripe for consolidation and, letâÂÂs be frank, the injection of some vaguely competent management.

But itâÂÂs hard to see how these clubs make serious money without flourishing in the UEFA Champions League or UEFA Europa League.

And UEFA wonâÂÂt jeopardise the integrity of its competitions by allowing two clubs with the same owner to meet.

This is all a long way from football as the peopleâÂÂs game.

But then, as Mike Ashley has shown, you can burn ã200 million in just two years chasing success in football, so weâÂÂll probably see more billionaires like Mateschitz â Red Bull Newcastle anyone? â  not less.

While Notts County have been acquired by a finance group linked to a Qatari investor in Sudanese oil and fronted by a man described by Sky Sports as âÂÂthe 16th most powerful Arab.âÂÂ

(And many blaugrana fans are disturbed by the clubâÂÂs strange links with the Uzbeki club Bundyodkor).

The downside of footballâÂÂs global popularity is that it will attract billionaires of all kinds, intrigued by the chance to build a profile, make a fortune or polish their ego.

And â back to Bond villains â these billionaires may come from regions where the source of their wealth will be a matter for conjecture, rumour and investigation.

Are footballâÂÂs regulators ready for this?

As David Conn pointed out inThe Guardian, under the Premier LeagueâÂÂs current âÂÂfit and proper test,â a convicted criminal could own 29.9 percent of a Premier League club. And anyone can own 9 percent without having to reveal their identity.

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