The Anfield faithful are being advised not to stay calm, as Back of the Net's John Foster explains...
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has spoken directly to fans concerned about the clubÃ¢ÂÂs slow start to the season, in an effort to reassure them that now is indeed the ideal time to panic.
Ã¢ÂÂIÃ¢ÂÂm experienced enough to have been in this situation before, and I can tell you, nobody has a clue about what to do,Ã¢ÂÂ Gerrard told FourFourTwo.com.
Ã¢ÂÂIt would be very easy for me to stand here and make excuses and pretend everythingÃ¢ÂÂs fine, but I think the fans are intelligent enough to know that weÃ¢ÂÂre deep in the brown stuff.
Ã¢ÂÂIf I were in their shoes, IÃ¢ÂÂd be losing it a bit,Ã¢ÂÂ he continued.
GerrardÃ¢ÂÂs words were echoed by new manager Brendan Rodgers, who used last SundayÃ¢ÂÂs programme notes to call on all Liverpool fans to have a panic-induced breakdown at the first sign of something going wrong.
Ã¢ÂÂWeÃ¢ÂÂre at the start of a rebuilding process that will take time,Ã¢ÂÂ Rodgers cautioned. Ã¢ÂÂA lot of time. More time than we have, in all likelihood. If we donÃ¢ÂÂt get three points at Norwich, then to be perfectly honest I think this football club is finished as an institution.Ã¢ÂÂ
The Liverpool hero also expressed his sympathy with young teammate Jonjo Shelvey, following his red card against Manchester United for a dangerous tackle.
Ã¢ÂÂJonjo got a bit overenthusiastic, he had a rush of blood, and heÃ¢ÂÂs lost control,Ã¢ÂÂ said Gerrard. Ã¢ÂÂIn other words, heÃ¢ÂÂs panicked, and thatÃ¢ÂÂs exactly the kind of reckless, unthinking fear we need more of right now.Ã¢ÂÂ
Meanwhile, Liverpool owner John Henry has backed the teamÃ¢ÂÂs new panic-stricken direction, pledging to spend upwards of ÃÂ£60 million pounds on new signings in the January transfer window, regardless of their age, suitability, or talent, taking to Twitter last night to tell fans, Ã¢ÂÂWeÃ¢ÂÂre doomed.Ã¢ÂÂ
Editor's note: this isn't a serious accusation and all quotes are fictionalised. But you knew that, because you're not stupid.
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