An un-flippinÃ¢ÂÂ-believable performance from the scruffy-haired Argentine genius, who has now scored 12 goals with nine assists in all competitions this season.
La Liga Loca was catching the game in a very partisan bar outside the Santiago Bernabeu straight after MadridÃ¢ÂÂs 6-2 over Rayo, and the response from the locals to MessiÃ¢ÂÂs hat-trick was a mixture of admiration, disbelief and complete annoyance. Probably similar to AtlÃÂ©ticoÃ¢ÂÂs back four in the Camp Nou who were largely powerless to stop MessiÃ¢ÂÂs mayhem.
AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid were given one proper chance in the game - a strike against the bar from Tiago after four minutes - and that was it. When BarÃÂ§a are in the mood there really is no stopping them. Ã¢ÂÂTheyÃ¢ÂÂre from another planet,Ã¢ÂÂ gasped AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid keeper, Thibaut Courtois, in wise agreement.
LLL thought it would be tough for anyone at Levante to beat Luis GarcÃÂaÃ¢ÂÂs achievements last season. While the current Getafe managerÃ¢ÂÂs impressive boast was keeping Levante in la Primera, replacement Juan Ignacio MartÃÂnez is top-trumping GarcÃÂa by apparently gunning for the Champions League places, with wins over Real Madrid, Rayo and now Espanyol leaving Levante in third.
Ã¢ÂÂWe have to think that we are a quarter of the way to staying up with five games gone with 11 points but not about the Champions League,Ã¢ÂÂ said the kill-joy Levante manager after the game.
Sevilla have been particularly sneaky at the start of this season. The side havenÃ¢ÂÂt really played especially well in any of their five games in la Liga - indeed, they have only scored six goals, but remain unbeaten and in fourth. This achievement was especially praiseworthy in SaturdayÃ¢ÂÂs 1-0 victory over Valencia as at one point it was the nine men of Sevilla against the eleven of their visitors.
Both Madrid papers were happy to claim Madrid had Ã¢ÂÂleft the tunnelÃ¢ÂÂ as Marca put it, but LLL is far from convinced. The 6-2 win over Rayo Vallecano was perhaps the least convincing 6-2 win there has ever been. RayoÃ¢ÂÂs early opener after 15 seconds was produced by a lovely assist from Lassana Diarra, while the second came from a set-piece. And did JosÃÂ© Mourinho not like that. Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs the most basic thing in football and it gave them hope,Ã¢ÂÂ complained the Madrid manager.
The one positive from the performance perhaps was the fantastic speed of the counterattacks for Madrid that will catch most teams out, never mind an overly-committed Rayo. But even Cristiano Ronaldo didnÃ¢ÂÂt seem to be too excited about his hat-trick, the PortugueseÃ¢ÂÂs tenth in la Liga.
Mallorca doesnÃ¢ÂÂt seem like being the most wonderful of working environments for Michael Laudrup, so perhaps his teamÃ¢ÂÂs 2-1 win over Real Sociedad on Sunday was a bad result in the long run for a manager who has fallen out big time with Vice President and main shareholder, Lorenzo Serra Ferrer. Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs tough asking for calm here,Ã¢ÂÂ noted Laudrup, Ã¢ÂÂthis victory wonÃ¢ÂÂt change anything.Ã¢ÂÂ
Rayo's big man up front scored a brace and was typical of the kind of gutsy attacking display promised by Rayo manager JosÃÂ© Sandoval before the 6-2 defeat. Another player to impress in the Santiago Bernabeu was 19-year-old Guinean winger, Lass Bangoura, a footballer that Madrid are reportedly interested in signing.
Although Zaragoza were by no means bombarded by MÃÂ¡laga in SundayÃ¢ÂÂs late kick-off, a couple of key saves by the keeper against a yet-to-score Ruud van Nistelrooy and Seba FernÃÂ¡ndez gave the home side a point in a goalless draw.
A second goal for Granada and another point in a 1-1 draw with Osasuna to keep the newcomers out of the relegation zone.
The home clash against a goal-shy Racing was a whopper of a chance for Sporting to pick up their first points of the season. In the plural. Instead it was just the one in a goalless draw with Sporting managing just two goals this season. Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs a negative dynamic that we have to try and break and when we do it everything will be different,Ã¢ÂÂ promised Manuel Preciado.
LLL is probably quite alone in thinking this, but the blog really doesnÃ¢ÂÂt like goalkeepers excessively celebrating their ownÃ¢ÂÂs teamÃ¢ÂÂs goals, largely because they had nothing to do with them. The BarÃÂ§a goalie is particularly guilty of the blogÃ¢ÂÂs picky crime with his endless fist pumping and roaring to greet every one of BarcelonaÃ¢ÂÂs goals. Rant over.
What an enormous big girlÃ¢ÂÂs blouse of a sneaky so-and-so. Ariz Aduriz put his boot on top of the SevillaÃ¢ÂÂs defenderÃ¢ÂÂs - it wasnÃ¢ÂÂt a stamp or any kind of funny business like that - and the Croatian stopper went down clutching his shin to get the Valencia forward sent off.
A missed penalty from the Argentinean midfielder cost the Mestalla men at least a point in Seville.
The big lady-haired loser in the battle between Ã¢ÂÂthe flea and the tigerÃ¢ÂÂ. Not really the ColombianÃ¢ÂÂs fault as the AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid striker barely had the ball.
The Rifle appeared to head butt the back of Levante defender Nano - a member of a team who do tend to go down rather easily - to get himself a pleasingly pointless red card.
LLL canÃ¢ÂÂt decide whether it is a help or hindrance for Racing to have the colour of their away kit the exact same shade as grass. On a bad TV it would look like Sporting were playing with themselves on Sunday, as it were. If Racing ever signed Kermit, he would be invisible. And probably be better up front, too.
Ã¢ÂÂThe game created optimismÃ¢ÂÂ claimed Athletic manager, Marcelo Biesla, after the 1-1 draw against Villarreal but the Basque side still only have two points from 15 to leave them in the bottom two instead of the two six where they should be. Ã¢ÂÂThis is getting worrying,Ã¢ÂÂ fretted MarcaÃ¢ÂÂs match report. The Argentinean coach really needs to get six from six from his team in the upcoming local matches against Real Sociedad and Osasuna to avoid a quick kick in the knackers and the sack.
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