Jose swings into San Siro with expected suave and swagger

Jose Mourinho did not disappoint and compelling stuff it was too.

As charm offensives go he was pretty irresistible, wooing the massed ranks of press and television crews with an excellent command of Italian and relaxed style of a man sitting at the top table of world football.

They had come to hail the new saviour of Italian football and while the local hacks were all deferential in their long-winded questions, the man from the Guardian played the perfect fall-guy.

A no-nonsense âÂÂare you going to raid Chelsea for players?â was met with a âÂÂdo you think I am going to answer that?â Adding: âÂÂI am not an idiot.âÂÂ

However, to the gasps and hoots of the locals the pay-off line was delivered in local Milanese dialect. âÂÂNon sono una pirla.â âÂÂPirlaâ meaning âÂÂidiotâ or something a touch stronger.

Certainly Mourinho and Inter are nobodyâÂÂs fools and this was a well choreographed affair.

"You don't seriously think I'm going to answer that, do you?" 

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