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Puressence in Athens and a donkey in Venezuela

I watched the Manchester derby in Athens. Walked the streets and asked around for anywhere showing âÂÂthe English football.âÂÂ

We were accurately directed to a bar with big screens in an area below the Acropolis surrounded by a flea market.

Before kick-off, three shaven-headed lads walked in and sat at the bar. They had strong Manchester accents. To test such an accent, ask them to say âÂÂchunky monkeyâÂÂ. The ending of both words would sound nothing like 'key'.

I hoped the lads werenâÂÂt City and didnâÂÂt wait long to find out. Pagey from New Moston and Wozza from Newton Heath buy United We Stand from a garage on Broadway each month. Their mate, a Blue, doesnâÂÂt.


Columns for goalposts, isn't it? 

WeâÂÂve interviewed Puressence in UWS and they have quite a following. IâÂÂve liked them for years and seen them play in concert several times, like at the Astoria in London in 1998 when a girl came up, pointed proudly at one of the band and said: âÂÂSee him? HeâÂÂs my boyfriend. TheyâÂÂre going to be massive. Chunkeh monkeh.âÂÂ

Despite faultless music and some outstanding tracks like This Feeling, Puressence never did become massive. One mate in the music industry reckons that they never got their image right, which would be sad if it were true.

IâÂÂve watched them since, but was at Goodison rather than Heaton Park in April 2003 when their bass player Kev Matthews ran on stage during the Stereophonics set (theyâÂÂd supported the Welshmen) and shouted âÂÂUnited are championsâ in front of bemused and surprised Leeds fan Kelly Jones.


Kev Matthews at work (Leeds fan not pictured) 

United won the derby and the lads sang songs while Greeks in Manchester United caps looked on, scared. Few had been to Old Trafford, but thatâÂÂs not to assume that all Greek Reds are the same.

One, who goes by the unoriginal name of âÂÂSteve the GreekâÂÂ, has seen United play in over 40 countries. He regularly absconded from his national service to watch his team play in Europe by rail.

Given the geography, that wasnâÂÂt so easy during the Balkan conflict. Steve is full of tales about brushes with Bulgarian border officials and Transylvanian transvestites, and also travels to international tournaments.

He was last spotted on a donkey in Maracaibo looking for peace and quiet. He wonâÂÂt have found it in Athens this week.

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Andy Mitten
Editor at Large

Andy Mitten is Editor at Large of FourFourTwo, interviewing the likes of Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, Sir Alex Ferguson and Diego Maradona for the magazine. He also founded and is editor of United We Stand, the Manchester United fanzine, and contributes to a number of publications, including GQ, the BBC and The Athletic.