Farewell then, Eden – been lovely, it really has. Time to take your mercurial talents to the Bernabeu, where the booing and white hankies await. The ultimate dream for every footballer.
In reality, this doesn’t tend to happen too often. It’s generally Premier League clubs having a party with their giant pot of TV money, pilfering Europe’s finest players while struggling to offload their unwanted stars on bloated wages.
But when Real Madrid and Barcelona come calling, players go. Julien Faubert knows this.
The fact that a transfer pre-dating the millennium features here is rather telling – but regardless; they are what they are and now we’d like you to try to name them all.
We’re sticking seven minutes on the clock for you to get as many of these transfers as you can, then let us know how you did @FourFourTwo – retweets up for grabs to those who do it nicely and don’t give away spoilers. Godspeed.
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