Anderson, Santa Cruz and a Lenny Kravitz concert

IâÂÂm in Rio Grande do Sul in BrazilâÂÂs south. The capital is Porto Alegre, home to two million and a veritable footballer factory.

RonaldinhoâÂÂs from here, Anderson too. Both played for Gremio. AndersonâÂÂs mates are right rum coves. They use pea shooters, donâÂÂt file their tax returns on time, go through traffic lights on amber, that kind of thing.

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Andy Mitten
Editor at Large

Andy Mitten is Editor at Large of FourFourTwo, interviewing the likes of Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, Sir Alex Ferguson and Diego Maradona for the magazine. He also founded and is editor of United We Stand, the Manchester United fanzine, and contributes to a number of publications, including GQ, the BBC and The Athletic.