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Floundering Serie A must lose two teams to live long & prosper

FridayâÂÂs Champions League draw will be painful viewing in Italy.

While the sleek, expensive machines from the Premier League glide onwards to Rome, Serie A stands forlornly at the side of the road beside its clapped-out motor.


"Italy? No, sorry. Better luck next year"

Actually, scratch that about the motor: Italians would never be seen in anything but the latest model even if they canâÂÂt really afford it.

In fact, Italians are the masters of hiding the reality of any situation. As long as you're keeping up appearances, looking good and saying the right things, then the truth is of little concern.

Believe it or not, it's Silvio BerlusconiâÂÂs AC Milan who have been the first to admit that times are going to be as lean as a Florentine steak.

âÂÂWe are set for a weak, pale summer where there will be player swaps but few money moves,â warned BerlusconiâÂÂs spokesman Adriano Galliani.

ItâÂÂs not what Carlo Ancelotti wanted to hear, especially as he has set his sights on Chelsea defender Alex and ArsenalâÂÂs Emmanuel Adebayor. Who's he going to offer up as a swap: Ricky Kaka?

Apparently, the Rossoneri wage bill is set to be slashed by around 30 percent â which casts more light on why Galliani has been calling for a salary cap right across the board.


"David, about that salary..."

Even Massimo Moratti is reluctant to dip into his piggy-bank to fund Jose MourinhoâÂÂs proposed 100million euro spending spree. And if the Nerazzurri are to compete with Chelsea, Manchester United and Barcelona, then the best way will be to target a few of their players.

We could even end up with Real Madrid weighing up which of the Milanese coaches plus Kaka or Ibra to swoop for.


"I know a place out West..."

Next year will see the beginning of collective-bargaining for the television rights and, in theory, a more even-spread of cash among the top flight teams, but wouldnâÂÂt it be a perfect time to return the league to its 18-team format?

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