Michel Estevan looks on helplessly from the stands, his arms folded, protecting him from the unforgiving wind blowing around the Parc des Sports. Below him are Arles-Avignon, the team he had built from scratch, the team that was no longer his, playing a derby against the champions Marseille, a derby no one ever thought possible.
Just five years ago, Arles resided in CFA 2, FranceÃ¢ÂÂs fifth tier. This was a team of postmen, insurance salesman and shop assistants. All they needed was a magician, but not the part-time sort who does birthdays and bar mitzvahs, rather one who can conjure results out of nothing.
Estevan would fulfill that role, returning to the club with whom he had two stints as a combative midfielder in the 1980s. And the rest, as they say, is history. Four promotions later, Arles-Avignon are undoubtedly what movie trailers would call Ã¢ÂÂthe feel-good story of the year.Ã¢ÂÂ
This was a club that had only become professional in June 2009, its unlikely rise prompting neighbouring Avignon, the City of Popes, to propose a merger, offering sponsors and the use of its 17,000 capacity stadium as tasty bait, the necessary mod-cons to register in Ligue 2.
And so Arles-Avignon was born, a hybrid split between two dÃÂ©partments, les Bouches-du-RhÃÂ´ne and le Vaucluse, its training ground 37km away from its new stadium, its players mostly living in another city altogether, namely Nimes, formerly home to ÃÂric Cantona.
Unsurprisingly the media soon wrote them off last season, looking for romance elsewhere. Phil CollinsÃ¢ÂÂ Ã¢ÂÂAgainst all OddsÃ¢ÂÂ apparently isnÃ¢ÂÂt a favourite on the French journalistÃ¢ÂÂs iPod. LÃ¢ÂÂÃÂquipe werenÃ¢ÂÂt convinced at all, even going so far as to publish an article entitled: Ã¢ÂÂWho will join Arles-Avignon in the Third Division?Ã¢ÂÂ
Estevan would famously pin that piece of paper on the dressing room wall and leave it there for the entire season. That bit of pop psychology worked wonders. Arles certainly didnÃ¢ÂÂt need Adidas to tell them Ã¢ÂÂImpossible is nothing.Ã¢ÂÂ
Perhaps more than anyone, their promotion-clinching goalscorer Benjamin Psaume personified that mantra Ã¢ÂÂ he had been unemployed for a year and a half before joining the club.
Estevan: the French Dave Bassett...?
Of course, it should have been time for celebration. After all, Arles had reached FranceÃ¢ÂÂs top-flight on a shoestring budget of Ã¢ÂÂ¬5.5 million, the lowest of any second division club in Europe. Instead, they have given Marseille a run for their money as French footballÃ¢ÂÂs No 1 soap opera, the relentless drama of which is comparable to watching a car crash Ã¢ÂÂ tragic, but compelling nonetheless.
Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs a bit Hollywood,Ã¢ÂÂ admitted ArlesÃ¢ÂÂ striker Kaba Diawara, formerly of Blackburn and West Ham. That much was clear at the clubÃ¢ÂÂs shambolic pre-season training camp in Spain, which was attended by just 13 players. Astonishingly, Estevan wasnÃ¢ÂÂt even on the plane with them.
Days beforehand, Arles shareholders had organised their very own Night of the Long Knives, ousting president Jean-Marc Conrad after it emerged he had offered Estevan a pre-contract until 2013, which included a severance package worth Ã¢ÂÂ¬600,000 without their prior knowledge.
Marcel Salerno and FranÃÂ§ois Perrot both took ConradÃ¢ÂÂs place and set about making Liverpool owners Tom Hicks and George Gillette look like theyÃ¢ÂÂd cured cancer, ended world poverty and been fast-tracked to sainthood in one fell swoop.
Ã¢ÂÂI bought an inn and turned it into a three-star restaurant,Ã¢ÂÂ Conrad said soon afterwards. Ã¢ÂÂBut with the new presidents there is no longer the same vision of football.Ã¢ÂÂ It was a dig aimed deliberately at Salerno, who had made his money in the restaurant business. There was no point engaging Perrot, as he reportedly never leaves Paris, and is neither seen nor heard.
Nevertheless, the tension surrounding Arles seemed to have been defused when Salerno announced on June 18 that Estevan would be signing a new two-year deal after all. The fans were appeased. But just as the ink was about to dry on that contract, the news broke that Estevan had now been given his marching orders pending a board meeting that would make his sacking official.
Ã¢ÂÂWe can no longer work in confidence,Ã¢ÂÂ Salerno told LÃ¢ÂÂÃÂquipe. Estevan was to all intents and purposes a dead man walking. The hero of the piece had been banished seemingly never to return, only to reappear no matter how improbably a week later brandishing the two-year deal he had been promised. It was farcical stuff with more Ã¢ÂÂto me-to youÃ¢ÂÂ than even the Chuckle Brothers could muster.
Estevan would describe the situation as Ã¢ÂÂa little stormÃ¢ÂÂ. Unfortunately for him, it turned out to be the calm before an even greater one. Eager to put his stamp on the club, Salerno brought in 18 new players Ã¢ÂÂ a Ligue 1 record - at the recommendation of Rolland Courbis and GÃÂ©rard Soler. Ã¢ÂÂTo compete with the big clubs, you are obliged to take risks. ItÃ¢ÂÂs double or nothing,Ã¢ÂÂ Salerno told LÃ¢ÂÂEquipe.
The two Angelos from GreeceÃ¢ÂÂs Euro 2004 winning side - messrs Basinas and Charisteas - were brought in to great fanfare. And for a while it looked as though Salerno was reading from a now out of print book entitled: Ã¢ÂÂTransfer Strategy, according to Florentino PerezÃ¢ÂÂ, as in came Francisco PavÃÂ³n and a former next Zidane in Camel Meriem. The signing of ÃÂlvaro MejÃÂa gave Arles the feeling of a former Real Madrid playersÃ¢ÂÂ support group.
Estevan had been excluded from all discussions regarding recruitment strategy and it wasnÃ¢ÂÂt long before he aired his frustration. Ã¢ÂÂThey have told me a striker is coming, but I donÃ¢ÂÂt know if heÃ¢ÂÂs big, small, or even if he has two legs,Ã¢ÂÂ he complained sarcastically. Ã¢ÂÂI am the coach. Of course IÃ¢ÂÂd like to know who is coming. We mustnÃ¢ÂÂt sign one just for the sake of signing one. We have 28 players already. ItÃ¢ÂÂs a lot.Ã¢ÂÂ
Charisteas: possibly not the answer to Arles' problems...
Having asked for a Ã¢ÂÂkillerÃ¢ÂÂ of a striker with a proven track record in Ligue 1, Estevan got Charisteas, who has scored twice in two seasons, and Jonathan, an unknown 19-year-old Brazilian from Goias. When he dared express reservations at BasinasÃ¢ÂÂ signing, Salerno merely turned round and replied: Ã¢ÂÂCanÃ¢ÂÂt he be like a little MakÃÂ©lÃÂ©lÃÂ©?Ã¢ÂÂ
It was an utter shambles. EstevanÃ¢ÂÂs communication problems with the board now extended to the dressing room where French was no longer the lingua franca. Ã¢ÂÂMy English is like that of Fernandel,Ã¢ÂÂ he joked bitterly, referring to the legendary French singer.
When Arles finally made their much-anticipated debut in Ligue 1, it was unsurprising they showed such little togetherness. Last weekÃ¢ÂÂs 4-0 drubbing at the hands of Paris Saint-Germain made it four defeats from four matches and Salerno blamed everyone but himself.
Ã¢ÂÂI even had to ask myself if the players hadnÃ¢ÂÂt been drugged,Ã¢ÂÂ he raged. Ã¢ÂÂI have not signed dancers, but yesterday evening I saw dancers.Ã¢ÂÂ Arles were falling apart. The new signings were against Estevan. A number of them even went and asked for his removal after an altercation with Basinas on the training ground. The Greek had apparently sworn at him in Spanish.
But as long as Estevan could count on the old guard, it appeared ArlesÃ¢ÂÂ beleaguered coach would be OK. Yet he soon lost them too. SebastiÃÂ©n Piocelle, the club captain, told him at half-time against PSG that he no longer wanted to wear the armband. Estevan was now on his own. A few hours later, he was suspended pending dismissal again. It was Groundhog Day.
Robert Duverne, the teamÃ¢ÂÂs fitness coach, who was last seen melodramatically throwing his whistle away following a heated argument with Patrice Evra at the World Cup, stirred things up further by announcing his resignation. Initial reports claimed he was off to join Gerard Houllier at Aston Villa, but France Football suggested otherwise.
Salerno had apparently called Duverne for a meeting at a bar outside ArlesÃ¢ÂÂ old ground, but switched the location to a hotel so as to be more discreet. He then did something a little strange, reportedly handing Duverne his car keys. Fear not, though, for this wasnaÃ¢ÂÂt a swingersÃ¢ÂÂ party, but a symbolic gesture nonetheless. Duverne had been offered the keys to the first team. He left in disgust.
So when Marseille arrived in Arles on Saturday night, Estevan was still there, sat in the stands alongside his old president Jean-Marc Conrad, maybe plotting a coup. When asked if he would consider taking the bench again, he said: Ã¢ÂÂI donÃ¢ÂÂt know anything about it. I have been suspended for five days and that doesnÃ¢ÂÂt make me think that the club wants me. I think theyÃ¢ÂÂre looking for another coach.Ã¢ÂÂ
Lest we need reminding thatÃ¢ÂÂs exactly what he said in June, and if the last three months have taught us anything, itÃ¢ÂÂs to expect the unexpected at Arles, as they are undoubtedly the most dysfunctional club in Europe.
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