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Jose Mourinho still talking, tired journalists report
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Manchester United Jose Mourinho is talking, a lot. Back of the Net reports.
Cristiano Ronaldo has imaginary friend he never passes to
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Back of the Net Real Madrid ace has made-up friend, Back of the Net has learned...
Jim White disassembled and put in storage
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Back of the Net With the transfer window closed, Sky Sports have folded up Jim White and put him back in the cupboard, Back of the Net reports...
Hart staunchly refusing to translate ‘errore’ and ‘disastro’ in Italian reports
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Back of the Net The England goalkeeper is holding on to hope that he had a good Torino debut, Back of the Net can reveal
Hours of lot-drawing practice finally pay off for Guinea
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Back of the Net Guinea advanced to the knockout stages of the Africa Cup of Nations after a sensational display of lot drawing. Back of the Net reports on the hard work behind their success...
Manchester United confirm extension of Fellaini
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Back of the Net The Belgian midfielder has made a massive commitment to United’s cause, Back of the Net reports
Moyes’s grasp of Spanish limited entirely to situations that involve mixing it
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Back of the Net Moyes has returned to the UK with less-than-fluent Spanish, Back of the Net can reveal...
Southampton terminate Dani Osvaldo
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Back of the Net Southampton have been forced to draw the curtain over their record signing Dani Osvaldo, Back of the Net report...
Worst Italy team in history is still full of Italians
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Back of the Net Italy draw on inner Italianness to grind out Italian-style win, Back of the Net report...
Rooney shines in new position on bench
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Back of the Net The Manchester United captain is impressing in a new role several yards away from the pitch, Back of the Net reports.
Warnock becomes Palace manager by default
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Back of the Net After an unsuccessful manager hunt, Crystal Palace have had to accept the appointment of Neil Warnock, Back of the Net can reveal...
Simulated virtual universe unable to come up with anything better than Zlatan to Man United
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Back of the Net Super-advanced computer simulation gives us most predictable transfer of all time, Back of the Net reveal
Wenger insisting on courting transfer targets with poetry, hand-carved love spoons
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Back of the Net The Arsenal boss has been accused of employing old-fashioned transfer techniques. Back of the Net have the details...
Sevilla players draw blank when asked what they got up to yesterday
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Back of the Net Players and staff of Sevilla are sure they were doing something important last night but cannot for the life of them remember what it was, writes Back of the Net...
Lewandowski goal drought enters thirty-sixth minute
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Back of the Net The formerly prolific Pole seems to have forgotten where the goal is, report Back of the Net...
Kane calls for penalty miss to be given to Eriksen
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Back of the Net Spurs ace has sights fixed on setting record straight, Back of the Net reveal
Manchester City drawn in murder mystery group
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Back of the Net This season’s Champions League will see Cityzens once again come face to face with death, Back of the Net can reveal...
Football match not fair test of which team is better at football, sighing Mourinho explains
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Back of the Net Manchester United manager can’t see a way that two teams can decide which is better at football, Back of the Net reports
Impatient Hudson-Odoi keeps asking to play football, Chelsea complain
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Back of the Net The teenage winger clearly has an attitude problem, Back of the Net reports
Van Basten reveals radical plan to save football, includes monkeys
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Back of the Net Dutchman unveils his scheme to revolutionise football with a series of bold rule changes. Back of the Net explores what this will mean for the game
Manchester City sell the remaining 13% of club’s soul
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Back of the Net Manchester City are in danger of selling out, Back of the Net can reveal...
Jesse Lingard contract doesn’t explain what it is that he does
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Back of the Net Manchester United are willing to pay big money for Jesse Lingard to do his thing, Back of the Net reveals
Back of the Net's definitely serious Africa Cup of Nations 2017 preview
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Back of the Net The Africa Cup of Nations is almost certainly about to start. Back of the Net previews events in Gabon...