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Crystal Palace begin search for old manager
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Back of the Net Neil Warnock has become the first Premier League manager to lose his job this season, after Crystal Palace decided to bring in an old face. Back of the Net have the details...
Premier League soothsayers discern from mystic runes that Arsenal will play Liverpool on opening day
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Back of the Net Prophets of the Premier League have read in the sacred entrails that Leicester will begin their title defence away at Hull. Back of the Net have the story...
Group A preview: Simeone the strangler, March of the Penguins and Nietzsche
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Back of the Net The Back of the Net team give their take on UEFA Champions League Group A...
Barton charged for repeatedly betting that matches would be interrupted by two men in horse costume
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Back of the Net Rangers midfielder in hot water for more illicit gambling, reports Back of the Net.
Puzzled Almiron finds Newcastle induction mostly involves folding clothes, locating shoes
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Back of the Net Newcastle’s record signing may be used in an unfamiliar role, Back of the Net reports
Karanka in furious row with removals company
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Back of the Net Sacked Middlesbrough manager insists departure done his way, Back of the Net report.
Harry Kane promises to be half-fit for World Cup
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Back of the Net Spurs ace promises to hobble onto the plane for Moscow, report Back of the Net
‘Premier League scouts’ may work for Aston Villa, young players warned
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Back of the Net The FA has warned that talented players are at risk of ending up at Villa Park unless they exercise caution. Back of the Net investigates...
Arsenal to investigate reports players have been inhaling $6 billion Oganesson-294
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Back of the Net Gunners stars are said to be ‘whacked out on helium, krypton and Oganesson-294’, Back of the Net reveals
Delph performs his quickest ever turn
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Back of the Net Fabian Delph has shifted position faster than he has ever done before, report Back of the Net...
Satan really looking forward to claiming Ranieri's soul
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Back of the Net Foxes’ Crystal Palace win is another step towards eternal damnation, Back of the Net report...
John Terry sets sights solely on winning player of the season trophy at Aston Villa
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Back of the Net Ex-Blues talisman ready for his biggest challenge yet, Back of the Net report
Kepa Arrizabalaga went straight from Wembley to Arnhem, team-mates confirm
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Back of the Net The rebellious goalkeeper didn’t wait around for his inevitable loan move, Back of the Net reports
Klopp certain that Van Dijk is stuffed with precious diamonds
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Back of the Net Liverpool manager insists transfer target is worth his weight in rare gems and declares willingness to get his hands bloody, Back of the Net report
West Brom players trying to get arrested to avoid playing for West Brom, police realise
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Back of the Net Members of Alan Pardew’s squad are inviting incarceration on a daily basis, Back of the Net reports
Tottenham players locked inside Wembley deny curse talk
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Back of the Net Tottenham’s Wembley woes have intensified as they appear to have lost the key to the stadium, Back of the Net reports.
Leicester fan beginning to take Arsenal title challenge seriously
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Back of the Net Gunners’ unexpected title charge has Foxes worried, Back of the Net report...
Allardyce refuses to rule out Barcelona approach
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Back of the Net Crystal Palace manager can’t help it if he’s attractive to Barcelona, Back of the Net reports.
West Ham supporters brainwashed by alien overlords, says Allardyce
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Back of the Net Hammers fans in hock to reptilian masters, new Black Cats tactician tells Back of the Net...
Group B preview: Liverpool hunt early exit, Ludogorets need supervision
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Back of the Net The Back of the Net team assess UEFA Champions League Group B...
I’m worth £1m, says pub footballer who just heard about Kyle Walker
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Back of the Net Sunday League player puts seven-figure price tag on his own head, Back of the Net reveal
Klopp hasn't texted Liverpool back yet
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Back of the Net Ex-Dortmund boss has seen message but not replied, Liverpool sources tell Back of the Net...
Community Shield just as meaningless as any other trophy, muses Guardiola
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Back of the Net Pep believes curtain-raiser important, inasmuch as anything is important in life, Back of the Net reveal
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