MondayÃ¢ÂÂs Good Day, Bad Day - Round 14
Those crazy folk on the blog who have been noting that Recreativo are not as rubbish as their lowly position suggested - the reverse situation currently being enjoyed by Deportivo - can slap themselves on the back, as they have been proved right with the free-scoring Huelvans giving Mallorca a 3-2 kicking in the Balearics to lift them off the bottom.
Still a deeply unlovable, unhuggable figure but it was nice to see another week of complaining and cry-babying ending with a hat-trick on Saturday night. And another bout of wrist-kissing, of course.
Aside from that, there isnÃ¢ÂÂt too much else to be said about Barcelona by the rapidly-running-out-of-ideas-blog at the moment. Better than the rest of the clubs in the Primera (except Getafe) put together. And with hundreds and thousands sprinkled on top.
"I'll hug you, Terry"
The AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid strikerÃ¢ÂÂs footballing pants are so on fire he should have Maniche trundling around behind him with an extinguisher.
ForlÃÂ¡n scored two and set up two more against Racing last weekend, and he was just as sensational on Saturday night with another couple against Sporting. His partnership with Kun is the best in the world, say Marca, Ã¢ÂÂin spite of Javier Aguirre.Ã¢ÂÂ
The rojiblancos are now unbeaten in 12 and have scored 33 goals in 14 games. But none of that will prevent at least two more Ã¢ÂÂAguirre OutÃ¢ÂÂ campaigns in the press before the end of the season.
Despite Miguel Angel LotinaÃ¢ÂÂs pre-match fist pumping - Ã¢ÂÂweÃ¢ÂÂre tired, without spark and suffering from so many games. IÃ¢ÂÂm worriedÃ¢ÂÂ - Deportivo picked up win number five from six after a 2-0 victory over MÃÂ¡laga.
But the bright light shining over this very worrying statistic is that thereÃ¢ÂÂs a fair chance theyÃ¢ÂÂll move above Madrid next weekend. Which would be quite funny.
Not a brilliant performance - their display to beat AtlÃÂ©tico at the CalderÃÂ³n was more controlled and effective - but a fine win at the Bernabeu nonetheless and a very, very happy Manolo JimÃÂ©nez after the game.
Manolo makes a point or three
After sulking for much of the season after his Real Madrid rejection last summer, the Pirate has built on last weekendÃ¢ÂÂs win over his former club to get his footballing juices flowing again and put in a cracking performance against Villarreal.
One of the most impressive players of the new season scores for the fifth game in a row for Betis. (La Liga Loca now has to kick a tramp - see Friday's predictions).
A point away at Betis represents a very good day indeed for the Pericos, despite them falling into the bottom three. And Paul from Barcelona was there to watch it.
Ã¢ÂÂCold, Wet and Foggy are not all characters in Last of The Summer Wine but conditions here in Seville for Betis vs Espanyol.
The new look Espanyol started nervously but then, with surprise inclusion De La PeÃÂ±a pulling the strings, they started to control the game.
Second half with De la PeÃÂ±a injured/rested, Betis came into it more and scored through a shot from the edge of the area from Emana.
Did Espanyol crumble? Nope. We played OK and deserved our equaliser, when Nene dribbled past a couple of defenders (usual) and played a great pass (very rare) to Coro about 10 yards out and he finished well.
1) Credit to both teams in awful conditions. They both played well and gave us an entertaining match.
2) What is it with Betis fans and bottles? One was thrown at Kameni. Kameni said it was a bloke with a mullet. The police replied we have 26,000 fans under suspicion.
3) Espanyol looked a lot better. They tried to keep their shape and with Rufete and De La PeÃÂ±a we created more yesterday than in the last three weeks.Ã¢ÂÂ
-- Paul, Barcelona
On Sunday, the club took their last remaining tattered shred of dignity - which had been kept on a cushion in Castle Greyskull - stuffed it into a big old cannon and blasted it into space. It was last spotted floating past Jupiter.
But the positive point for the club was that the ceremonial self-destruction was a true team effort with everyone from the president to the ticket-paying fans getting involved.
The day started with a rancourous General Assembly meeting which featured what appeared to be hundreds of very irate taxi drivers shouting at RamÃÂ³n CalderÃÂ³n.
Their attention later turned on those sitting beyond and above them in the exhibition hall - the Ultras Sur, who had somehow found their way into the meeting (an open fire escape perhaps) and were shouting fairly unpleasant abuse at the rebelling Ã¢ÂÂsociosÃ¢ÂÂ below them.
The decision to allow the far-right group in was Ã¢ÂÂunforgivableÃ¢ÂÂ, writes AS editor Alfredo RelaÃÂ±o. Ã¢ÂÂI donÃ¢ÂÂt like the way they used Ultras for intimidation,Ã¢ÂÂ complained TomÃÂ¡s Roncero in the same paper.
Ã¢ÂÂPerfect organisation,Ã¢ÂÂ declared MarcaÃ¢ÂÂs Roberto GÃÂ³mez, who Ã¢ÂÂ if he sinks any lower Ã¢ÂÂ will soon pop out of the ground in New Zealand.
But the real fireworks were saved for the evening, when Madrid were turned over in the Bernabeu and saw four Sevilla strikes fly past them and Arjen Robben see red.
La Liga Loca has listened to the Bernabeu crowd boo the players off the pitch before, but never as they came out, as happened before the second half kicked off.
To finish off a fine day, there was the icing on a very entertaining cake - Bernd SchusterÃ¢ÂÂs fair, but probably unwise, prediction that Madrid could be creamed in the Camp Nou next weekend.
Good work all round.
Bernd: at the stake?
Ballon dÃ¢ÂÂOr anyone?
Of course, Barcelona were very good on Saturday night, but their cause was made that much easier by a Valencia side that barely lifted a finger of effort in a truly poor performance.
Ã¢ÂÂValencia formed part of the watching public, but didnÃ¢ÂÂt have to pay for a ticket,Ã¢ÂÂ complained Pedro Morata in AS.
Clawing their way back from 2-0 down to draw and then lose 4-2 against MÃÂ¡laga must have hurt last weekend. So only merciful Zeus himself can know how they must be feeling, having taken a 3-0 lead against Valladolid on Sunday only to see it pegged back to 3-3.
Ã¢ÂÂWhatÃ¢ÂÂs happening at Osasuna this season is unbelievable,Ã¢ÂÂ sighed manager, JosÃÂ© Antonio Camacho as he poured his first Tequila of the evening and put his Glasvegas CD on loop.
Hard to know where to put these teams after their cracking 3-3 draw on Saturday night. Should Getafe for be praised for going 3-0 up in el Madrigal, or damned for losing it? And vice versa for Villarreal.
Villarreal manager, Manuel Pellegrini is very much in the second camp. Ã¢ÂÂDespite the sacrifice of my team, it does nothing for me,Ã¢ÂÂ moped the Chilean coach.
With first choice Mallorca keeper, Moya, out for the next two months, this was GermÃÂ¡n LuxÃ¢ÂÂs big chance. And boy, did he blow it with a disastrous display in a 3-2 home defeat to Recreativo.
The white flags were out in force at the Ono Estadi with the fans calling for club president, Vicente Grande to leave - a fairly pointless point for the home faithful to make, considering the clubÃ¢ÂÂs owner has been trying to sell up and ship out for some time now.