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Cyril the Swan: Faced a disciplinary hearing after kicking a ball at a Millwall player during a 1998 FA Cup match. Also collided into Norwich’s Bryan Hamilton and a code of conduct for mascots was later introduced. Yes, really.
Zampa the Lion: Saintly by comparison. Around since the 1920s, he once stacked it while running out with the players, to much mirth, but enhanced his reputation by finishing the London Marathon. Has a Facebook page.
Build-up
With 300 armed police seizing weapons (including an axe and a “Chinese martial arts flail”), Cyril spent the first half of the third-tier showdown firing up home fans after advice to “keep a low profile”.
During the break, Zampa emerged from the Millwall end and made a beeline for his 9ft avian rival. Instead of a standard spot-kick shootout, the Londoners were bent on revenge following the ’98 frolics.
Handbags
“They’d put someone in the costume to fill me in,” Cyril – aka groundsman Eddie Donne – said after his ’98 capers ended with that Welsh FA rap. Beak to snout, the pair traded blows, roared on by the fans.
Zampa’s jabs failed to land with enough force, before an accurate Cyril uppercut detached the former’s head. The swan then drop-kicked Zampa’s bonce into the crowd as the headless Lion hobbled off.
They said…
“Don’t f**k with the Swans,” Cyril shouted, before diving into a nearby dressing room. As police officers banged on the door, he got changed, snuck out of the ground and went home, leaving the outfit on the floor.
“Rip his head off, Zampa!” bellowed the Millwall fans. The club stayed silent, but Swansea dismissed the shenanigans as “a good-natured affair. You’ll see nearly everyone has got a smile on their face.”
And the winner is… Cyril the Swan!
Nice one Cyril, who made front-page news. Arrested in December 2001 for assault at the Mascot Grand National, but charges were dropped. Married Cybil the Swan in 2005 and has mellowed, with Donne leaving the suit behind.
This feature originally appeared in the February 2018 FourFourTwo.
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