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See Naples and die! Brilliant Cavani treble kills off Old Lady

The great thing about Italy - especially if you reside in the north of the country - is that if you tire of the long, inclement winter then all you need do is hop on a plane and an hour later you are basking in the warmth of the south.

So rather than face another Sunday in frigid Lombardy, Serie Aaaaargh! decided to board a mid-morning flight to Naples and grab the only ticket in town: Napoli against Juventus.

It may be an old cliché but they really do love their football down in old Napoli, and they are not afraid to express an opinion about it either: the taxi driver had already predicted that the home side would clean the floor with Juve but that the team lacked depth to finish in the top four.

Expectations were high: Milan had been held to a 4-4 draw on what seemed to have been a crazy afternoon at the San Siro, Lazio had imploded at home to Lecce, Roma had already been on the wrong end of a 2-1 scoreline at Samp and Palermo had ended goalless at Chievo which only left InterâÂÂs 2-1 win at Catania to spoil a perfect day.

The home team may have been coming off a sobering 3-1 defeat at Inter, but then again Juve had recently capitulated against Parma, lost the âÂÂtraitorâ (as he is now known in Naples) Fabio Quagliarella to injury, and had signed Luca Toniâ¦

There in the full-back positions were Armand Troare and Zdenek Grygera â the former making his starting debut in Serie A and the latter in the line-up only because teenager Frederick Sorensen was still suffering from the shock of his stinker against Parma.

There are very few strikers who can carry a team on their shoulders â Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Samuel EtoâÂÂo and Cristiano Ronaldo come to mind - but now âÂÂEl Matadorâ can join such exalted company â and you know you have made it when your president claims that not even â¬50 million of Manchester CityâÂÂs oil money would be enough to prize away the new darling of the Neapolitans.

There is an old Italian saying dating back to the 19th century that translates roughly as âÂÂsee Naples and dieâÂÂ. Far from being a blunt threat, this was a reference to the breath-taking beauty of the city. Perhaps the phrase needs to be updated for 2011. â See Naples and die, but not before you get the chance to see Napoli at the San PaoloâÂÂ.