Toilet talk in Spain as Lotina leaves Villarreal in the poop

Three days after VillarrealâÂÂs rather rapid relegation from la Primera, LLL suspects there are still sobbing supporters sitting in the stands in el Madrigal, their mouths opening and closing like goldfish. In the space of just three minutes the club suffered the divisional descent of both their first side and âÂÂBâ team, the latter to make way for the Yellow Submarine seniors in la Segunda next season.

The gentleman largely responsible for this, Miguel Angel Lotina, left his coaching post on Wednesday having chalked up an impressive third relegation with a Primera club thanks to a record of three wins, five draws and three defeats in his 11 match tenure. âÂÂI felt like a manager again,â said Lotina, thanking the club for the chance to continue his reign as the one and only Lord of Doom.

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