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Why Belgian football's gone rubbish

âÂÂIn sport,â said BelgiumâÂÂs greatest footballer Paul van Himst, âÂÂyou have to be able to handle losing.âÂÂ

The Red Devils, beaten 4-1 by Morocco in their latest friendly, now handle defeat so well that they find it hard to do anything else. Even Van HimstâÂÂs old club Anderlecht are failing with style, losing 5-1 to Bayern Munich in the last 16 of the UEFA Cup, their heaviest ever home defeat in Europe.

Van Himst is one of my idols, a perennial star in the football annuals I devoured as a kid. Technically, he wasnâÂÂt as accomplished, I now realise, as Henri Coppens, the iconoclastic Belgian star of the 1950s who regarded the football pitch purely as a stage on which to perfect his performance. (Beerschot fans would often turn up just to see him, so he had a point.)

But Van Himst empowered his teams. With his immaculate side-parted hair, he looked, as Harry Pearson noted, âÂÂlike he might have driven one of the Minis in The Italian Job while wearing string-backed glovesâÂÂ. He did star in the memorably bad cult movie Escape To Victory (see fan site here), although he disappointed in the 4-4 draw between the Allies and Germany. Mind you, he was also accused of disappearing in BelgiumâÂÂs 1970 World Cup games.

Paul van Himst (in red, at right) hides at Mexico 70

After he retired, Anderlecht won the Cup-Winnersâ Cup in 1976 and 1978 and, with Van Himst in charge as coach, the UEFA Cup in 1982. Belgian football wasnâÂÂt exactly cool then but it was famous for something nobler than perfecting the offside trap â which the national team had, under French coach Rene Sinibaldi, used to great effect in the 1960s.

If Belgian football has a golden age, it would start in 1976 and end in 1986, when MaradonaâÂÂs genius deprived the Red Devils of a place in the World Cup final. The most famous photograph from this tournament, showing the Argentine with the ball at his feet and six Belgians looking worried, doesnâÂÂt do that Belgium side justice or explain why, when they returned home, hundreds of thousands lined the streets of Brussels to welcome them.

The 1986 World Cup quarter-final, in which Belgium beat the Soviet Union 4-3 after extra-time, is the Belgian equivalent of the 1966 final: central to the nationâÂÂs football mythology. One of the most dramatic games in World Cup history (see the match report), this triumph inspired prime minister Wilfried Martens to declare âÂÂWe can move mountainsâÂÂ.

That Belgium side was chock-full of talent. The famous names on the teamsheet were Jan Ceulemans, Eric Gerets, Jean-Marie Pfaff and Enzo Scifo. But it has been downhill â for Belgium and its football â pretty much ever since.

Since then, they haven't qualified for a major tournament and Belgian clubs have become a marginal presence in European competition. Some blame the Bosman ruling. Others point to the disparity in TV money that clubs like Anderlecht and Club Brugge earn compared to clubs like Arsenal and Liverpool, with whom they once competed on reasonably equitable terms.

Maarten Martens, AZ AlkmaarâÂÂs goalscoring midfielder, left Anderlecht when he was just 20. This pattern has almost been officially recognised, with Beveren and Royal Antwerp effectively becoming feeder clubs for Arsenal and Manchester United respectively.

In Hungary, the media have coined the term âÂÂHungarian diseaseâ to describe the curious process by which promising, technically gifted youngsters somehow fail to fulfil the expectations raised by their prodigious talents. A similar blight has struck many Belgian stars, from Giles de Bilde to Walter Baseggio and, so far, Kompany. If young stars like Defour can buck that trend, Belgium may soon discover that, in football, you have to be able to handle winning too.