Every season we sit in front of the Fantasy Premier League app, scratching our heads. We make decisions, go back on those decisions. What do we choose, exactly? What's a sure-fire tactic to see us top our mates' league come Monday morning?
And that's just to choose the name of our fantasy team.
While 'Harry's Heroes' and 'Steve's XI' may have used to have had a place in your Fantasy League, now it's about the funniest, the punniest and the downright worst wordplay possible. Some footballers are legitimately stigmatised for life by awful Fantasy names. Yes, Jeff Schlupp. Looking at you.
So we thought we'd throw some ideas into the ring for you. How about a century to start you off with?
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The classics
These will either a) never get old or b) already feel so old that they’re back in fashion again. That’s how it works, right?
- Ctrl + Alt + De Laet
- Game Of Throw-Ins
- Khedira Pin Drop
- 3 Men and a Bebe
- Murder On Zidane’s Floor
- ABCDE FC
- Fifty Shades Of Andy Gray
- Krul and the Gang
- Obi One Kenobi Nil
- The Cesc Pistols
- Cesc and the City
- Le Saux Solid Crew
- Dzeko and the Bunnymen
- Blink 1-Eto’o
- Men Behaving Chadli
- Giroud Awakening
- Lingardium Leviosa
- Willian Dollar Baby
- Sonny and Schar
- Lallana Del Rey
- HuttonDressedAsLahm
- Lallanas in Pyjamas
- Delph & Safety
- Show Me The Mane
- Lads on Toure
- Morning Traore
The top tier
*raucous applause from Team FFT*
- The Martial Mata LP
- Cahills Have Eyes
- Gangsters Allardyce
- Sound of the Lloris
- Flying Without Ings
- Come Digne With Mee
- Löw Island
- Michu at De Gea Ba
- Who Ate All Depays?
- Moves Like Xhaka
- The Kouyate Kid
- Clyne of Duty
- Netflix and Chilwell
- Let’s Go Fosu-Mensah
- Run The Kewells
- What Samatta With U
- Hanging By A Fred
- Knockaert Blow
- Slumdog Mignolet
- Mee, My Delph & Ibe
- If Tomori Never Comes
- Muller Reus Corner
- She Sells Lascelles
- Smack My Bilic Up
- Mint Bailly’s
- For Fuchs Sake
- Sissoko Ono
Some based on current players
- Afternoon De Ligt
- Boly Pocket
- Back of the Neto
- Amartey McFly
- CommethTheAouar
- Groß Misconduct
- Death On The Maitland Niles
- Dukes of Hazard
- ...Tuanzebe1MoreTime
- Keita The Door
- JesusIsComingLookEze
- Stay Together For De Ligt
- AlbrightonTheNight
- Enter Shaqiri
- Blazinchenko Squad
- Ake Breaky Heart
- Saka Khan
- HoldingBackTheYears
- Jota Than Hell
- Gilmour Girls
- Tiger (Josh) King
- BashamTheBishop
- Bowen Arrow
- Kodja and Maja
- Benteke Fried Chicken
- Ings When Ur Winning
- On Me Gedson
- Berge King
- Gayle Force Win
- Angus Gunns & Roses
- Sarri Not Sarri
- Pique Blinders
- Itsy Bitsy Chielini
- Schick’s Creek
- Havertz Your Way
- Fornals Attire
- Bangers and Rashford
- Castagne Me Now
- Raya Sunshine
- Rice Rice Bebe
- Dias Nother Day
- Targett Practice
- It’s Britney, Klich
- Knowing Me, Knowing You Zaha
- Koch Au Van
- AbraDubravka
Some based on legends
Hmmmm... Not all puns are good puns, are they? But some are so ruddy awful, they're good (that's not a John Ruddy pun).
- Romeu & Houlliet
- One Size Fitz Hall
- The Neville Wears Prada
- I’mLovinEngelsInstead
- Love & Cesc & Matic
- Up The Duffy
- Keane As Mustard
- TierneyOfEverything
- Dunk Your Busquets
- Anelka Skelter
- The Wenger Boys
Some based on clubs
- Norfolk n’ Good
- Inter Yermam
- AC a little silhouetto of Milan
- Fiorentina Turner
- Champagne SuperRovers
- Bayern Bru
- Imaginary Madrid
- Sexandthe City
- Ajax Trees Down
And the rude ones
There's always one.
- The VARginas
- Your Mum’s Zohore
- Leavemyarselona
- WetAssPukki
- Get Your Koch Out
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