Fantasy Premier League: 550 FPL team names for the 2025-26 football season

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While some places will be zoning in on the bargains to be looking for, let's be honest, the most important part of the game isn't the players… it's the team name – and a dull name like ‘Steve's Stars’ is a non-starter in the competitive world of your work league

To truly own the digital dugout, you need something that screams personality and makes your opponents groan. A great team name is your first impression and the only thing you can count on when your best player pulls a hamstring.

The quest for the perfect FPL name is a preseason ritual for millions. It's a creative outlet and a chance to show off your wit, a tradition as vital as desperately checking for injury updates on Twitter.

The fun starts here, with names ranging from genuinely awful puns to genius pop-culture mashups. Leave yours in the comments, and you might be included…

At FourFourTwo, we understand the joy and the struggle of FPL. That's why we've put together a host of guides to help you through the glorious chaos. We'll show you how to score big points early, how to use your bonus chips, and even how to set up a private league to humble your mates.

Whether you're a seasoned veteran or a nervous rookie, get ready to be inspired by our collection of funny, clever, and pop-culture-inspired team names.

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Fantasy Premier League: 550 FPL team names

The classics

Some things are classics for a reason, right? Like triple-captaining Erling Haaland against a newly promoted team or smashing your screen in said fixture when Pep benches him for some galaxy-brained nonsense.

The same goes for FPL team names.: these might not be the newest jokes on the block, but they are the timeless tunes of the Fantasy world. They've been around, but they still land just right, guaranteed to get a nod of approval from anyone scrolling through your mini-league.

• 3 Men and a Bebe
• 50ShadesOfAndyGray
• ABCDE FC
• Absolutely Fabregas
• Alisson Blunderland
• Backstreet Moyes
• Blink 1-Eto’o
• Boly Pocket
• Cesc and the City
• Ctrl + Alt + De Laet
• Delph & Safety
• Dzeko & the Bunnymen
• Fiddler on the Huth
• Flying Without Ings
• Game Of Throw-Ins
• Gangsters Allardyce
• Giroud Awakening
• HuttonDressedAsLahm
• Khedira Pin Drop
• Klopps and Robbos
• Krul and the Gang
• Le Saux Solid Crew
• Löw Island
• Luke Kyle Walker
• Men Behaving Chadli
• Michu at De Gea Ba
• MurderOnZidanesFloor
• Neville Wears Prada
• Norfolk n’ Good
• Obi 1 Kenobi 0
• Pjanic! At The Disco
• Smack My Bilic Up
• Sound of the Lloris
• TAA Very Much
• The Cesc Pistols
• The Martial Mata LP
• Tinchy Sneijder
• Who Ate All Depays?

FourFourTwo's favourites

While we respect the classics, we know you're here for something with a bit more flair. You want a name that tells your league you've arrived, a moniker so clever it's practically a trophy in itself.

This is our definitive list of names that go above and beyond. We’ve meticulously curated a collection of 40 names from the deepest corners of the FPL universe that make us wish we had thought of them first (well, some of them we did…).

This isn't just a list; it's a celebration of pure, unadulterated FPL wit.

• Afternoon De Ligt
• Areola Grande
• AutoGlasner Repair
• Back Fives Matter
• Champagne De Cordova
• Charli xGX
• De Jong Trousers
• DeLap Dance
• DontLookBackInElanga
• Earth Wind & Maguire
• Elneny and the Jets
• Estupina Colada
• Giroud: Sandstorm
• Groß Misconduct
• GuardianOfTheGulasci
• Gueye Pride
• Hotel? Thiago
• Howe Toon Is Now
• Isco Inferno
• Judy Haaland
• Just 1 Cornet 0
• Klich and Collect
• Kodja and Maja
• Lallanas in Pyjamas
• Losing My Reguilon
• Make it up Essugo
• Mbeumo No.5
• ModerOnTheDancefloor
• Muller Reus Corner
• NotMikeDeanForever
• Old Havertz Kai Hard
• Onana What’s My Name
• PhantomOfTheChopra
• Rubber Digne Rapids
• Run The Kewells
• Rutter Woke Nonsense
• Sancho Unchained
• TeaForTheTielemans
• The Big Tarkowski
• V 4 van de Vendetta

Current PL stars

Every new season brings a fresh wave of talent and a new crop of jokes. This section is dedicated to the players who are making headlines and, more importantly, scoring you points.

If you’re the kind of manager who loves to stay current, this is your chance to immortalise this season's breakout stars, new signings, and top gaffers in your team name. Get ready to tap into the modern game with a collection of names that are as topical as they are punny.

• AbraDubravka
• Agbadou, dou, dou
• Aina Chord
• Ait Nouri Geller
• Ajer winning, Son?
• Akanji Be Trusted?
• Ake Breaky Heart
• Alisson Chains
• Amadou Badly
• Ao Tikitanaka
• Archie Grays Anatomy
• Arne Hole's A Goal
• Baby Reijnders
• Back of the Neto
• Bacuna Mateta
• Bad to the Bowen
• Ballon D'awson
• Beef Cherki
• Ben Mee Shake Mee
• Berge King
• Blazinchenko Squad
• Blow My Wissa
• Born in a Barnes
• Botman and Robin
• Botman Begins
• Bowen 747
• Bowen Arrow
• Boys In Dahoud
• Brennan Jerry’s
• BrokebackMount10
• Bruno Dos Tres
• Bruno Dos Tres
• Calafiori Sunshine
• Can't Get Any Wirtz
• Carson Dioxide
• Castagne Me Now
• Castagne Supernova
• ChickenTikkaMoSalah
• Clyne of Duty
• Cobra Kai Havertz
• Come Digne With Mee
• Comme Ci Konsa
• Count Doku
• Curious Jorginho
• Dango Unchained
• Diaz Nother Day
• Diaz Nutz
• DropItLikeIt'sSlot
• Dunk and Disorderly
• Eberechi Goode
• Ederson Ake & Palmer
• Ederson Volleys
• Egg On Your Faes
• Ekitike Taka
• Elanga Management
• Electric Amadou
• Endo Story
• Escape From Alcaraz
• Exposed Areola
• Eze Come, Eze Go
• Fee Fi Foden
• FeelsLikeSummerville
• Femme Fatawu
• Football, not Saka
• For Beto or Wirtz
• Frimp My Ride
• FullKrugMetalJacket
• Garnacho Chips
• Gilmour Girls
• good kid amAAd city
• GvardiolsOfTheGalaxy
• Haaland Oates
• Haalandaise Sauce
• Hakuna Mateta
• Hall In One
• Havertz Your Way
• Hector Salah-Manca
• Hellmans Mainoonaise
• Heung Like A Horse
• High Faivre
• HouseOfTheDragusin
• I Baleba I Can Fly
• I Love Lamp(tey)
• I'm Yelling Timber
• In Kepable Hands
• IncogNeto
• IngsCanOnlyGetBetter
• Issa Ring Toss Game
• It'sOffToZirkzeeGo
• Jair Cunha Mateta
• Jesus Take The Wheel
• Jurassic Barkley
• Just like Evans
• Kai Me A River
• Kamada Harris
• Keita Mooy Hart
• Kilman Me Softly
• Kinder Mbeumo
• KudusToYou
• Lavia and Leave You
• Levy La Vida Loca
• Lil Eze Vert
• Livin' Saliba Loca
• Lord and Savio
• Los Porro Hermanos
• LoveTheWaySzoboszlai
• Maddison Avenue
• MaddisonSquareGarden
• Major League Saka
• MattyCashInTheAttic
• Matz Sels Sea Shells
• McGinn and Tonic
• Men with Van De Ven
• Mings of Power
• Minteh Fresh
• Minteh Wonderland
• Mitomavirus
• More Tea Vicario?
• Morning Traore
• Mudryk To Life
• Mulhaaland Drive
• Murillo Kart
• Name's Not Andre M8
• Net Flekken Chill
• Netflix and Chilwell
• Nkunku Clock
• No Gyoks Given
• Noni Ya Business
• Not Isakly Sure
• Now I'm a Baleba
• Øde Toilette
• Odegaarden Partey
• Ødeparfum
• OnanaMataPlea
• Palmer Sutra
• Palmer Violets
• Paqueta Crisps
• Peaky Reijnders
• Porro'd Time
• Power Reijnders
• Pro Evolution Saka
• Quansah & Konsa
• Que Salah, Salah
• Raya Sunshine
• Red Djed Redemption
• Reece's Set Pieces
• Rice Rice Bebe
• Rodri, You Plonker
• Ross Barkleycard
• Saka Potatoes
• Saka Punch
• Saka White Rice
• Salah-ry Cap
• Sarrgazing
• Saving Private Raya
• Schär & Schär Alike
• Schlupptown Dunk
• Seven Nation Arne
• Sex Sels
• Slot Machine
• Smith Rowe Your Boat
• Snoop Udogie Dogg
• So Salah Can Wait
• Solanke-panky
• Son hits the sky
• Song of Rice Of Dier
• SonKane Ship
• Sonny and Schar
• Sons Of Angearchy
• Sorry Nic Jackson
• Soucek Mate
• Sterling Silver
• StoneColeStevePalmer
• Stones Unturned
• Stranger Ings
• Swedish Howe's Mafia
• Sweet Child O'Nien
• Szobosslads
• Szoboszlai4aWhiteGuy
• Targett Practice
• Tarkowsky and Hutch
• Tesco McNeil Deal
• Tha'ts NumberHwang!
• The Bijol & End All
• The Highs and Dalots
• The Konate Kid
• The Mandaflorian
• ThomasTheFrankEngine
• Tielemans Square
• TielsOfTheUnexpected
• TierneyOfEverything
• Todibo Selector
• Tomiyasu,ICanBoogie
• TonaliAddictedtoBass
• Tosin and Turning
• Trippier Advisor
• Tuchel For School
• Two Become Son
• Udogie Style
• Under My Cucurella
• Uptown Dunk
• Veiga Megadrive
• Vote for Pedro
• WeDontTalkAboutBruno
• What the van Hecke
• Whole Dalotta Love
• WindBeneathMyMings
• Wirtz Case Scenario
• Yoro a Wissa, Harry
• Yoro Wizard Harry
• Zirkzee & I Know It
• Zirkzee Football
• Zubi Dubi Do

Former faces, legends and cult heroes of the Premier League

There's a special kind of respect reserved for the legends of the past. Whether it’s a '90s football shirt or an FPL team named after Asmir Begovic, retro is always in style.

We’re taking a journey down memory lane to celebrate the cult heroes, one-season wonders, and icons who defined the Premier League era. These names are more than just puns; they’re a loving salute to the players who made us fall in love with the game and now provide the perfect inspiration for a truly classic FPL team name.

• A Night In Lascelles
• A Wenger's Endgame
• Air Forss One
• Ange Management
• Angus Gunns & Roses
• Auba-ma Care
• Ayew Being Served
• Backstreet Boyd
• Bangers and Rashford
• Barco-loan-a
• BashamTheBishop
• Bellerin Than Out
• Benrahmarama
• BentekeFriedChicken
• Better Call Saúl
• Boom Xhaka Laca
• Cahills Have Eyes
• Cancelo Culture
• Cesc Pistols
• Champs Olise
• Cheesy Iheanachos
• Childish Firmino
• Cleverley Named
• Crouch Potatoes
• DannDannDannDannDann
• De Bruyne Identity
• Dead Hoedts Society
• Death cab for Guti
• Death Cab for Kuqi
• Dendonkin’ Donuts
• Don'tGoBreakinMyHart
• DontLookBackTanganga
• Drinkwater Not Koke
• Dude Where's Micah?
• Dukes of Hazard
• Dyer Straits
• Emile Burlesquey
• Enter Shaqiri
• EvacuateZidanesFloor
• Fat Pascal
• Fer Fuchs Ake
• For Fuchs Sake
• Fornals Attire
• Fred Again..
• Fred Dead Redemption
• Gayle Force Win
• Gelhardt or Go Home
• Guantana Maupay
• Hanging By A Fred
• Hawk Tuanzebe
• Hepatitus Bramble
• Here for Aguerd time
• I kissed Keith Curl
• I Kvist a girl
• I’m Eric Laporte FC
• Ibe Did It Mooy Way
• Ice Ice Beagrie
• IfTomoriNeverComes
• ImLovinEngelsInstead
• It’s Britney, Klich
• It'sAllGoneShaneLong
• Jose's A...what?
• Jurgen-a Love It
• Just Sold Micah
• Kabak to the Future
• Kanu Kick It?
• Keane As Mustard
• Keita The Door
• Kids See Groß
• Kloppenheimer
• Klopps and Szobosz
• Knockaert Blow
• Koch Au Van
• Koeman Eileen
• Krafth Beer
• Krul Intentions
• KrulSommer
• Lads on Toure
• Lady Yaya
• Lallana Del Rey
• Land Down Undav
• Leif Right Now
• Let’s Go Fosu-Mensah
• Lingardium Leviosa
• Love & Cesc & Matic
• MacAwoniyi Cheese
• MandalorIan Wright
• Mané's Not Hot
• McKenna Kick It?
• Mee, My Delph & Ibe
• Minority Laporte
• Mint Bailly’s
• MirrorSignalMalouda
• Mitro Ultimax
• Molly's Arch
• Moura The Explorer
• Moves Like Xhaka
• My Little Kone
• My Little Toney
• Ndiaye Will Always..
• Never In Doughty
• NevesGunoGibbsYouUp
• No Weimann No Cry
• Of Mice and Mendy
• On Me Gedson
• One Size Fitz Hall
• Out On Bale
• Ozilmandias
• PickPochettino
• Pukki Blinders
• Puncheon Judy
• Purple Reina
• Rock the Gaspar
• Rodallega Bombs
• Romeu & Houllier
• Saint-Maximin Points
• Salt & Pepe
• Santi Vaxxers
• Sarri Not Sarri
• Schmeichel Jackson
• Show Me The Mane
• Singing In Va Rane
• Sissoko Ono
• Slumdog Mignolet
• Sonic Huth
• Sympathy 4 G Neville
• Taking Le Tiss
• The 40-yr-old Virgil
• The Kolarov Mane
• The Wenger Boys
• Tortoise and De Gea
• Turf, Blind and Dier
• Up The Duffy
• Varane A Mile
• Victor Moses Lawn
• Werner Brothers
• What Samatta With U
• Willian Dollar Baby
• Yes Ndidi

Overseas stars

Looking for a name that shows off your wider football knowledge? This section is a respectful nod to the maestros who dominate pitches across Europe and beyond.

These aren't just names; they're echoes of Champions League glory, whispers of Serie A supremacy, shouts of Bundesliga brilliance. If you want a team name that’s a little more sophisticated and a lot more global, get ready to find inspiration from the most brilliant players in the world, past and present.

• Coman the Barbarian
• CommethTheAouar
• Daylight Ribery
• DeJong&WindingRoad
• Dunk Your Busquets
• FaceTheQuansaquences
• Gavi-tational Pull
• Griez Is The Word
• Gyok-tuah
• He'sHad1Tchouameni
• Hits from De Jong
• Itsy Bitsy Chiellini
• Kroos Control
• Kylian Me Softly
• Lemon and Laimer
• Mbappe Feet
• Orban Legend
• PassionOfTheCruyff
• Pedri Dish
• Perišićtic Infection
• Pique Blinders
• PutJohansUp4DeCruyff
• Savic Garden
• Temu Werner
• ThomasMuellersDayOff
• Trent's Due
• Undav the Sea
• Under My Barella
• Vini Jones
• Vini Vidi Vici
• Where'sTheLahmSauce
• Yamal Sells Avon

Proper club names

Why should players have all the fun? Football clubs themselves are a goldmine for great names.

From the most famous teams in Europe to the less glamorous names of the English leagues, a club’s name can be twisted into something hilarious. If you appreciate a clever play on words or want to show off your football geography with a wink, this collection of club-based puns is exactly what you need.

• AC/DC United
• Ajax Trees Down
• Anderlecht my balls
• Aston Village People
• Bayer Neverlosin'
• Bayern Bru
• Bayern Maiden
• Bilbao Baggins
• Borussia Teeth
• Cameroon Diaz
• ChampagneSuperRovers
• Cry Me A River Plate
• Expected Toulouse
• Fiorentina Turner
• Fred West Ham
• good kid mAAn city
• Hannibal Leicester
• HappierThanEver(ton)
• Imaginary Madrid
• Inter Yermam
• IsYourMotherwell
• One Night In Palace
• Pathetico Madrid
• Pfizer Chiefs
• Real SoSoBad
• Sexandthe City
• Spartak Costco
• Sub-standard Liege
• SucculntChineseLille
• The Molde Peaches
• Vladimir Luton

The ruder ones

Every FPL mini-league has a player who takes it too far. This is for them: these names are designed to provoke, to get a groan, and maybe even get you flagged by the FPL app’s filters.

Fair warning: FPL has been known to get serious about truly offensive names. We appreciate the audacity, but be prepared for a potential name change. If you’re willing to take a risk for a laugh, here are a few ideas that will definitely push the envelope.

• Dijk in Diaz
• Exeter Gently
• Fill Her Wycombe
• Get Your Koch Out
• Kante Fit My Willian
• Leavemyarselona
• Mount Mee Koch
• ShutTheFACup
• The VARginas
• Up Schick's Creek
• WetAssPukki
• Your Mum’s Zohore

Those that are too long

The FPL app, in its infinite wisdom, limits team names to just 20 characters. It’s a frustrating rule that prevents some truly brilliant names from ever seeing the light of day.

While we've done our best to help you squeeze as much creativity into that small space as possible, some names simply refuse to be confined. They need their full, glorious character count to land the joke. While these names won't fit your official FPL team, they're perfect for your five-a-side team or rival fantasy leagues. And who knows, maybe one day the character limit will change. A manager can dream, right?

• AC a little silhouetto of Milan
• ArtetaTheNevilleYouJo
• Best of Times Wirtz of Times
• Can't Believe It's Not Rutter
• Costa Livramento Crisis
• Courtois You Being Served?
• Death On The Maitland Niles
• DoDoDo Come On And Do Lokonga
• Drop it like it's Slot
• Fake Tales of Emile Smith Rowe
• Fluorescent Dave Beasant
• Frenkie Goes To Hollywood
• Haaland Globetrotters
• Hold Me Closer, Kevin Danso
• Jhon, I'm Only Durancing
• Joelinton Travel Tavern
• Kantedisestablishmentarianism
• Kerkez Of The World, Unite
• Knowing Me, Knowing You Zaha
• Like Gabriel Jesus To A Child
• Like Jesus to A.Chiles
• Martin Tyler, the Creator
• Milligan Cleese Everett SESSEGNONS
• Ndlovu For The City Streets
• No Time To Divan Toney
• Nothing Beats a Beto Holiday
• Olise Like a Sunday Morning
• One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest
• One Foot In The Gravenberch
• Philogene Is Not My Lover
• Some People Think Dendonckers
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
• TenHager, Better, Faster Stronger
• The Keownstown Massacre
• They're Taking The Hobbits To Odegaard
• Tonee Robinson's Time Team
• What's Love Gotze Do With It?
• Why’d You Only Call Ben Mee When You’re High?
• Xhaka Demus and Pliers

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