"Rooney? I haven’t seen a young player as good as he is"
"The concern is what I’ll look like walking down the beach aged 55 covered in tattoos..."
"My mates told me there was a job going as a lollipop man and challenged me to take it up"
"If 5,000 away fans at Old Trafford want to stand up, how are 30 stewards going to stop them?"
“Diego, for all Argentinians, is God. And he always will be.”
"I would have loved to have played in the World Cup, but only for a Northern Ireland or even a Great Britain side."
"I was pretty good at football. I was a striker. But I always felt that tennis was more my thing.”
"I scored a hat-trick against Rotherham and celebrated it with sandwiches and energy drinks on the coach home..."
"I was stuck in the back of a car for two hours with Edwina Curry... it was like being stuck with your mother-in-law."
"People likened Peter Schmeichel to Neville Southall, but I thought Nev was better..."
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