Giggs-loving drunks, jobsworths and texts from Zlatan

I left you with an amiable old drunk on a train between Crosby and Liverpool Central last week. The drunk who wanted my undivided attention but didnâÂÂt get it.

The three-toothed hero clutching a rucksack who said that there were âÂÂhundreds of better players than Rooney in Croxtethâ who kept saying: âÂÂheâÂÂs the best one for you lot. Him. That one. Been there a long time. Him. Not Rooney.âÂÂ

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Andy Mitten
Editor at Large

Andy Mitten is Editor at Large of FourFourTwo, interviewing the likes of Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, Sir Alex Ferguson and Diego Maradona for the magazine. He also founded and is editor of United We Stand, the Manchester United fanzine, and contributes to a number of publications, including GQ, the BBC and The Athletic.