Man singing in kebab shop at 3am almost certainly Sam Allardyce

Late-night patrons of the takeaway restaurant, which purports to offer high, high quality at low, low prices, told FourFourTwo that the aggressive, inebriated man leaning across the counter to sing 'Danny Boy' was 'almost certainly' Allardyce.

Skewered meat enthusiast Ross Miller said: "This guy was around 60-years-old, had his tie around his head like a bandana, and he grabbed a handful of my chips as I was leaving. I'm fairly sure it was Allardyce, but it's always best not to make eye contact."

Thank you for reading 5 articles this month* Join now for unlimited access

Enjoy your first month for just £1 / $1 / €1

*Read 5 free articles per month without a subscription

Join now for unlimited access

Try first month for just £1 / $1 / €1