10 of football's most spectacular (and often awful) debuts

On this day in 2005, Jonathan Woodgate made a long-awaited debut for Real Madrid, in which he scored an own goal and was sent off. This lot's might not have all been so bad – but they were equally intriguing

1. Don’t cry for the Flea, Argentina

“It wasn’t the way I dreamed it would be.” Well, no sh*t, Lionel. Messi exited the international stage just 47 seconds after making his senior bow in 2005. The 18-year-old substitute was shown the red card for allegedly elbowing Vilmos Vanczak after the Hungarian defender had tugged the Flea’s shirt. Little is known of what’s happened to the Argentine, except that he’s never been sent off since. He must have disappeared into obscurity. 

2. Rioting ruins Barton’s big day

Warren Barton’s international debut lasted longer – but not much longer. England’s ‘friendly’ against the Republic of Ireland was supposed to be the Wimbledon right-back’s proudest moment – 20 members of his family had gone to Dublin to watch – but the match was abandoned after 27 minutes amid a flurry of missile throwing from so-called fans. Barton’s chance to impress ahead of Euro '96 was gone and he failed to make the squad. Thanks, guys. 

3. Oh power of Tallin, when will we see your lights again?

At least Barton was awarded a cap. No such reward for supposed debutants Jackie McNamara and Billy Dodds in 1996, following one of the most farcical episodes in international football history. After Scotland’s game in Estonia was switched from an evening kick-off to 3pm over concerns about the Kadriog Stadium floodlights, the home team staged a no-show in protest. Craig Brown’s men kicked off regardless, 11 seconds later the final whistle was blown and Scotland were awarded a 3-0 win. A winning start for Dodds and McNamara – or so they thought. FIFA ordered a rematch at a neutral venue, which ended 0-0.

4. Seven reasons to sack your goalkeeper

“I need more time and experience. Maybe next time.” Unfortunately for Herman Rulander, there wouldn’t be a next time. Standing in for injured Dieter Burdenski against Eintracht Frankfurt, the 21-year-old keeper let in seven goals on his Werder Bremen debut in 1981 – one an own goal, scored by our hero himself – before being substituted by Otto Rehhagel. Two weeks later, he was given a cheque for 50,000 Deutschmarks (about £11,000 then; about £37,000 now) and asked never to darken Werder's dressing room again.

Rehhagel: "Get your gloves on, Rudi"

"I don't care if you didn't bring gloves, mate"