Are these football’s BEST Mannequin Challenges? FourFourTwo rates and slates...

It’s the latest craze sweeping social media; the anti-Harlem Shake, if you will. Some have been better than others, though, as Tom Payne notes…

9. Manchester United

Is this a FIFA gathering? A weekly haircut for Marcus Rashford? A Jesse Lingard-led rave? Either way we’re not sure they’ve grasped the full idea, staying still for around 16 seconds before bursting into dance. Just another thing Jose needs to get in order. 3/10

8. Juventus

Surely the Turin giants have more to offer. Low-key, short and sweet – unlike Giorgio Chiellini. 4/10

7. England

Jamie Vardy broke his goalscoring duck against Spain and celebrated by standing still – quite unlike his hare-like playing style. A noble but ambitious effort that earned the support of his team-mates – but the on-pitch attempt was always going to be restricting. 5/10

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